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Seriously, stop goofing off carolinajazz!

....as you know, our road record since Stockton and Malone stopped playing for the Jazz, is anything but stellar! In fact, it's atrocious! I doubt seriously we will win any of those 4 games. We will certainly be underdogs by the bookies in all of them. Then the Lakers come to town desperately needing a win to right their ship! 1-4 is about the best we can hope for. 2-3 would be a minor miracle. 3-2 would be divine intervention.....and the Jazz have no chance for that to happen! 4-1 and I'll start drinking the kool-aide. 5-0? Ok, we can start printing Western Conference Finals tickets!
 
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Dang, it cut off the best part.

here's the rest:

Utah Jazz head coach Tyrone Corbin took the honor in stride, "This is what we try to do. We go out there every game and fight for the win. Winning the division after the first game doesn't change anything. We still need to go out every night and put 110% on the floor. The fans deserve nothing less."

Despite the remarkable turn of events posters at the popular Utah Jazz fan site, Jazzfanz, are disappointed. "Alec Burks only played two minutes!" posted one fan. "Sure, we may have won the division after only one game, but what about the future? Alec Burks is the future of this team and he needs minutes or else he's going to not be the future of this team because he'll be so upset and pout a lot." Commented another poster.
 
....as you know, our road record since Stockton and Malone stopped playing for the Jazz, is anything but stellar! In fact, it's atrocious! I doubt seriously we will win any of those 4 games. We will certainly be underdogs by the bookies in all of them. Then the Lakers come to town desperately needing a win to right their ship! 1-4 is about the best we can hope for. 2-3 would be a minor miracle. 3-2 would be divine intervention.....and the Jazz have no chance for that to happen! 4-1 and I'll start drinking the kool-aide. 5-0? Ok, we can start printing Western Conference Finals tickets!

Just stop. The Jazz are undefeated so far this season on the road.
 
If Utah plays smart and truly uses it diversity of offensive options then they have a legit shot at surpassing Denver and OKC. Utah more than any other team, I can think of at this moment, have the most offensive options. OKC has great jump shooting and penetration but no post presence. Denver is all about running. Minnesota is pick and roll and offensive rebounding. Utah can do all those things and in some cases better or just as good. With Jefferson and now Kanter, Utah has the best post game in the Division. With Williams, Williams, Foye, and Hayward solid three-point shooting. With Burks, penetration and getting to the line. In the preseason, they showed the ability and desire to run rather than only being a halfcourt team. Everyone on Utah is an offensive weapon even Carroll (fastbreaks, hustle) and Evans (lobs/dunks).
 
....as you know, our road record since Stockton and Malone stopped playing for the Jazz, is anything but stellar! In fact, it's atrocious! I doubt seriously we will win any of those 4 games. We will certainly be underdogs by the bookies in all of them. Then the Lakers come to town desperately needing a win to right their ship! 1-4 is about the best we can hope for. 2-3 would be a minor miracle. 3-2 would be divine intervention.....and the Jazz have no chance for that to happen! 4-1 and I'll start drinking the kool-aide. 5-0? Ok, we can start printing Western Conference Finals tickets!

I do not need your permission to print the WCF tickets. No Kool-aide* for you. Not a damn drop. I hope you get parched lips bitch.
 
With Williams, Williams, Foye, and Hayward solid three-point shooting. With Burks, penetration and getting to the line. In the preseason, they showed the ability and desire to run rather than only being a halfcourt team. Everyone on Utah is an offensive weapon even Carroll (fastbreaks, hustle) and Evans (lobs/dunks).

....news flash, bubba! Jazz were the worst 3 point shooting team to make the playoffs last year. Nothing has changed since them.
 
....news flash, bubba! Jazz were the worst 3 point shooting team to make the playoffs last year. Nothing has changed since them.

we got rid of our poor 3pt shooters (harris, cj, howard), kept the decent ones (hayward and burks) and added solid 3 pt shooters (williams bros and foye)

not sure that doesnt qualify as a positive 3pt shooting change
 
I wouldn't be surprised If Minn gets the 6th seed in the west. Last night it looked like Sloan ball and we are in trouble.
 
Stoked, I am in dire need of some kool-aid.

Then toon in at 6:30 and start guzzling that ****.

Here we go Utah here we go! By the time Favors and Kanter are done with Splitter he willbe in lipstick and a mini.
 
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