Jazz vs Mavericks | Friday December 3rd @ 8:30pm

[Coloradojazzfan]

Am I the only one's who saw like 20+ illegal defenses in that game...? it was like they were playing college defense...

Seriously re-watch the game (if you can muster the strength) and look for defensive 3 seconds and for them doubling off the ball in the paint... it happened A LOT.

 

[Hopper]

I kinda doubt the 'full favor with mods' part, but Welcome back!

They LOVE me, eh, Scorp!? I hears-tells theys a grassroots movement among the mods to make me a mod and elect me as the chairman of the board.

 

[Inn Dawn]

Dat so?

I hears-tells ya went and dropped a dime on my ***, complainin about that there "religious slur" I made in the Mohammed post, eh?

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php...ts-5PM-MST-11-13-10-FS-UTAH?p=71583#post71583

Dunoon, son. Dunoon about no "dimes" being dropped no how.

 

[carolinajazz]

This.

the 2nd unit has no "go to" guy so they just go out and play hoop in full effort and everyone is elated with their energy. The first team bogs quite easily all waiting for big Al to pump fake his man into oblivion. Even when Sap gets the ball - all motion stops sometimes.

....can't disagree with a word you said. I'm seeing the exact same thing!

 

[carolinajazz]

Exactly. There were times we looked like the Clippers out there, just standing around, waiting for someone to create something.

....well, that's hopper ball! One guy dribbling between his legs 20 times, while the other 4 guys stand around and then make a feeble attempt to grab an offensive rebound....which there will most certainly be that opportunity, since the guy trying to "create" is going to get off a god awfull shot that will have virtually no chance of going in!

 

[Hopper]

....well, that's hopper ball! One guy dribbling between his legs 20 times, while the other 4 guys stand around and then make a feeble attempt to grab an offensive rebound....

Howdya know, eh, CJ? That sez it all for my team, sho nuff. We lose every damn game, for one simple reason: them fools can't rebound for crap. Everytime I jacks up a shot (which is every time we have the ball, minus the dozens of times I turn it over), I immediately yell "GIT THE REBOUND." But do they listen? Is the Pope Muslim? Course they don't listen. Costs me the game, every damn time. It just downright sicknin, truth be told.

 

[carolinajazz]

Zup, eh, CJ!? Kinda missed yo ***, homey. Wasn't no thang. Just a lil misunderstandin, that's all. I am now back in full favor with the mods.

....well looks to me like you got some new pull with the mods....and can reason with them in a dignified way! Maybe you can represent me if and when I get my next infraction?

 

[Hopper]

....
Maybe you can represent me if and when I get my next infraction?

No sweat homey. Easy to handle. One word: Bribe.

 

[jazzrule]

Jeffersuck sure missed a lot of easy ones tonight. Boozer would have made those with his left hand. Piece of cake.

Sloanfeld give it up man. MOST OF US ARE HAPPY AS HECK LOOZER IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!