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Jazz vs Pistons (24th of Jan)

Rubashov: hehehe
MDAV28: K it's a broken record but that was insane by Mitch
Jazzta: Ron please
yamers: i dont get it, how are they not able to rebound
Jazzta: I'm eating a snack
Rubashov: had to tie a bird down last night with one, actually felt sorry for her
Witty: so why cant we guard layups?
sojodave: What is the attendance at this game?
Ron: 12 people
yamers: 2k
Witty: teams dont seem to care gobert is down there
sojodave: Lots of red seats
Witty: donovan never hits timely threes
Witty: treade his ****
yamers: lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
yamers: our bigs are so awful on offense
Jazzta: Gobert and our 1st pick for Giannis ?‍♂️
yamers: it's hilarious
Saint: sometimes i dont even know what gobert is doing with his around the rim touch finishes
Ron: Honestly, I don't know who I would definitely trade Mitchell for. Gobert I could name about 10 to 20 people.
Catchall: Jazz seem offensively challenged
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Saint: seem?
Ron: Nice block gobet!
Ron: Gobert...
Rubashov: Simmons is having a monster game for the 6ers
Rubashov: Gob it?
Ron: Who day?


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Catchall: The jazz's uniforms look nice against the light hardwood. So there's that
Ron: Which Simmons?
Rubashov: 76ers
Rubashov: Ben
DownUnder: Richard
DownUnder: aerobics boy
Rubashov: hehehe
Jazzta: Lol at Boban doing yoga
DownUnder: i hear he does a pretty decent back door cut
Rubashov: He's a dude looking for some kevin spacey action
Ron: Ben Simmons? Is he the guy who used to play for Spurs?
Catchall: ??
Rubashov: Ron you're a spastic
sojodave: Boban is bigger than the back door
yamers: mirotic has been total ****
yamers: so glad we didnt trade for him
Catchall: If the Jazz can drop 1 1/2 game in the standings, they can slip by the Lakers and Bulls to the #8 pick
Ostertag>Duncan: Yamers shouldn't you be happy the jazz suck?
DownUnder: Ruba have any of the crims you deal with invoked the Kevin Spacey defense yet ?
Ostertag>Duncan: You're pro tank right?
Saint: yamers is obly happy when he complains
Saint: if utah were really good
Rubashov: what is that defence?
Saint: he'd be pissed
Ron: You Australians and your obsession with home town players. I don't know how people cheer or care for Simmons. He seems like a real **** wipe.
yamers: im pro tank
yamers: but this is UGLY **** basketball
Rubashov: I've been accused of rape twice this week and i've only done three shifts
yamers: i'd rather lose in style
Rubashov: Hey Ron we're all arse wipes...
Ostertag>Duncan: losing in style is a very fine balance
Witty: i really hope we see exum after the allstar break
sojodave: Avery chewing up Mitchell
Ron: Yamers complained all playoffs as well even in the wins. Just likes to complain.
MDAV28: Love this challenge for Mitch
sojodave: Drummond hook...lol
Rubashov: once by a woman and once by a bloke, its like working at a circus that never ends
Ostertag>Duncan: That clippers series was so fun


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Ostertag>Duncan: that game 7 doe
Ron: All Australians are **** wipes? I disagree. I go to burning man it's all fun Australians now.
Ostertag>Duncan: was the best yet
Rubashov: Yeah Ron i don't want to think of you at burning man...
Catchall: what the living ****
Saint: ahhh yes the turn around fake layup pass
Ron: Jerebko has played more like I expected this season this game.
Rubashov: oh jesus that was terrible
Ron: Ruba, why because you picture me naked?
Rubashov: no i have pictures of you naked...
yamers: ****!
Rubashov: we can arrange a payment plan if you want them back...
Witty: saw that perfect pass bouncing off gobert's hands
Ron: Duh, who doesn't. It's a lot of work sending dick pics all day.
Witty: mostly what happens
DownUnder: Ron - Simmons is an absolute prick by all accounts I know a couple of guys who went to school with him, said he's just a turd of a person
Jazzta: Isnt burning man where they have that swingers place
Jazzta: where couples go and swing
Rubashov: dude you should see some of the stuff we see when we go through peoples lost phones at work
Witty: my ex was a single level hipster environment hoe and thought burning man was totally awesome
Saint: Simmons and Exum are really good friends
Witty: "lost phones"
Jazzta: Lol witty
Ron: There are swingers at burning man but that's a small part of it. It's about art, self expression and partying.
Rubashov: sure it is ron
Rubashov: its not about drugs and sex...
DownUnder: yeah it's weird, everyone who knows Dante raves about what a great kid he is and what a caring understanding nineties type Simmons is
Ron: I mostly like to give a hard time about Simmons but he is really good. But I always here how no one likes him because of his personality.
Witty: she had rich french parents so she got to do all that pop ****
Saint: Whats so bad about Simmons?
Witty: simmons in uncircumsized
Witty: truth
Rubashov: he can't shoot
DownUnder: he's an arrogant douche who speaks down to everyone
Ron: There is drugs and sex. That's included in partying and or self expression.
Catchall: Avery Bradely is getting into Donovan
DownUnder: and that .. he can't shoot
Jazzta: Sounded like a stay away girl to me


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Witty: no wonder she came back and her snatch was full of sand
Rubashov: sounds like my sort of girl to be honest
Ron: Greatest art in the world is at burning man though.
Rubashov: oh jesus witty
Rubashov: im too old for festivals...
Ron: Me too, that's why I go to the burn. I can't stand festivals anymore.
Archie: You don't know why people cheer for Simmons?
Archie: Do you even NBA?
Witty: im barely agreeing to go to coachella this year
Saint: taht should count
yamers: mitchell should have taken that shot
yamers: mitchel playing like ****ing ingles on the 3
Jazz4ever: they should have some mercy for Rubio and count that
MDAV28: Yeah give him a point or something
yamers: good job burks
yamers: way to go
Archie: Latest call on the easiest call in the NBA.
sojodave: Kennard has bed hair
Hekate: burks with a brainfart
Archie: Zero respect from the refs for Kennard. Lol
Rubashov: I don't do dance music... the band scene sucks, im thinking about moving to the woods and becoming a hermit
Ron: Coachella is a giant **** hole.
Archie: I thought you couldn't grow facial hair at BYU?
MDAV28: Burks seems to get gradually worse
Rubashov: man the pistons suck, they are not a playoff team
Catchall: I thought Detroit was better than this
Rubashov: problem is they do too
Ron: Ruba, I thought you worked in a club?
Hekate: nice play


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Rubashov: nah i own one, other people work there, Im a public servant in major hospital
Ron: Oh, I can handle being in a night club once or twice a year and I better be getting drunk
Archie: What's your club called?
MDAV28: That was a really boring quarter
yamers: the FULLofshit
yamers: sink or swim
DownUnder: The Tunnel
Archie: I had to go to, let's say, a night club last week for work to babysit some clients.
Ron: Being married for 13 years makes club seem like hell.
Archie: Vegas is crazy.
Ron: Archie you can say strip club
Witty: holy ****
Archie: You bet I can.
Witty: coachella is $400 tickets
Witty: im supposed to pay my girlfriend back that amount
Saint: does game chat even talk about the game anymor?
Archie: Sounds like a goid time to break up to me.
Ron: Yeah, that's a rip off. They won't even let you bring in your own booze. You have to buy theirs.
Ellipse: No it doesn't, Cy.
Witty: ab vs boban jump ball
MDAV28: Wish it did Cy
Witty: this should be fun
Ron: Only when Mitchell does something amazing.
Catchall: That Marjanovic could be a character in Lord of the Rings


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Man we gonna win this one... Moar Joe Jesus... Moar Ricky
 
Witty: ron, i think it flys because people just bring in theuir drug of choice anyways
DownUnder: a cave troll
Saint: more like GoT
Rubashov: Clique
Archie: I have Cy on ignore. Can't stand that dude. I imagine, he is to me as I am to many on here.
MDAV28: Nice play O'Neale
Archie: Hehepeepeecaca
Jazz4ever: Reminds me of the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
Saint: nah, the giant north of hte wall in GoT
Witty: im waiting for the jazz meltdown so i can jump into PUBG
Catchall: Somebody's going to trade for Favors
Hekate: No Udoh makes me sad
Rubashov: Boban is a busy guy, he has kids beds to hide under after the game
Witty: neto i think is our most consistent 3p shooter this season
Jazzta: Hauuuuul
Hekate: damn neto is a snipa
Archie: He's the BFG
Witty: rodneys on the bench
Ron: I hated Coachella but probably because I had been to burning man before and burning man is generally well run with people who give a **** about other
Witty: lol udoh is on the end
Rubashov: Some mates of mine are thinking of buying another one i;m thinking of putting some cash in
MDAV28: When do you put SVGs job on the line?
yamers:
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Jazzta: I'm looking for a job in telecommunications
Witty: i went to coachella a few years ago, it wasnt bad. didnt drink a lot due to the pricing of that ****
Jazzta: just throwing it out there
Rubashov: but i want to open a chip shop by the beach this year
Rubashov: MDA im sure a few more runs to the buffet table and SVG's job will be the least of his problems
Witty: but i honestly dont know any of the damn bands anymore
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Archie: I don't really think about SVG's job. I like the guy, but I rarely watch the Pistons.
DownUnder: man that black chick can really move
Saint: Im so jealous of other arena's dance cams
Ostertag>Duncan: she was hot too
Rubashov: you like that do ya?
Jazzta: That black chick was the bomb
MDAV28: Pistons just always seem to be underwhelming. Weird roster tho I guess
Jazzta: mmm mmm
yamers: boban is straight up retarded
Ostertag>Duncan: NETOOO


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Ostertag>Duncan: you dun goofed son
Jazzta: Oh come on Neto
Rubashov: yamers he's eaten people for less
Jazzta: Loooool
Archie: Move to Utah then, Jazzta. Tons of telecommunications jobs.
Jazzta: Im in Utah
Rubashov: royce should have buried that
yamers: nobody burries anything here
Rubashov: don't worry guys we can still lose this
Archie: I once took an American Express credit card application for Charlie Villanueva when I worked at Convergys his rookie year. He was declined too. Lol
yamers: only thing we are burrying is the team
yamers: the tank lord
Jazzta: Lol
Archie: Oh, I thought you were in Spain for some reason.
Jazzta: I am
Jazzta: a spaniard in Utah
Jazzta: pretty random I know
yamers: that make 2
yamers: you and rubio
Jazzta: Gimme that booty
yamers: you can do salsa dancing together and roll up tacos
Rubashov: so being spanish means you don't have a job even if you don't live in spain?
Archie: Oh, O thought you were in *any other poster on Jazzfanz besides me* mom?
DownUnder: Jazzta .. what is it with Spain producing a bunch of great sportsmen and women in recent years ?
Jazzta: look at HER
yamers: and braid each others hair
Catchall: wonder if those two are together.
Rubashov: she's way too tall for that dude
Archie: Where at in Utah do you live?
Jazzta: Downunder, sports is a big thing at schools there
Witty: only jobs in southern utah is people trying to get you to sell essential oils and work for captioncall centers
Ostertag>Duncan: Pistons post game broadcaster looks like he should be at the red wings game
Jazzta: I'm in Murray


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Ostertag>Duncan: where in spain you from
Jazzta: Zaragoza
Rubashov: zaragoza i think
Catchall: Drummond used to be the worst FT shooter in the league
Ostertag>Duncan: zaragoza has a bottom feeder team for la liga right?
Jazzta: ❤️
Jazzta: Bottom feeder indeed, they suck right now
Rubashov: did ricky bring out all his family then???
Ellipse: I thought nothing could be more annoying than Yammers, this chat stream has proving me wrong.
Jazzta: they're in 2nd division
Rubashov: meh nothing mattrers until the last four minutes in a game like this
Rubashov: which i am sure we'll lose
Ostertag>Duncan: If Mitchell isn't in I'd rather twiddle my thumbs
yamers: mitchel got hammered
Archie: I saw a video on Sportsnation today about Mitchell and all of his comparisons.
Archie: I actually really liked it.
Jazzta: I bet Wade came up
Ostertag>Duncan: Oh dang they are 2nd division Jazzta
MDAV28: This is like a pickup game at the Y
MDAV28: Out of control
Rubashov: yep got all the intensity of a sick note
Archie: Noice, Ish Smith
Jazzta: Yes, historically they're the 9th best team in Spain but bad mgmt...
Catchall: Gotta make some of these looks
Archie: The Ball brothers wouldn't play in this game.
Witty: they dont
Hekate: tank is revvin'
Witty: its the theme this season
Witty: miss 70 percent of open shots
sojodave: Get Jonas out


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