Jazzfanz genealogy

[Dr. Jones]

Come on now, that's rough... Sloan listens to German metal and likes to talk about quantum mechanics, ancient Egypt, and the geology of southern Utah. She just turned seven.



Poor kid looks just like you. Hopefully he inherited his mothers brains.

Obviously a slight to you and not your kids bro..

Everything you just said about your daughter, my kid does too. But he is 19 months. He has t figured out how to sleep at night yet though.

lol

 

[Dr. Jones]

My kids know how to multiply at an early age.

 

[b_line]

My kids know how to multiply at an early age.

Dat Kentucky heritage doe.

 

[TroutBum]

Everything you just said about your daughter, my kid does too. But he is 19 months. He has t figured out how to sleep at night yet though.

I laughed out loud. My Sloan slept through the night at eight weeks, was potty trained at 18 months, and was having conversations with people in the grocery store before she was two. My four year old still doesn't sleep worth a damn, **** her pants until she was three and a half, and can barely string three words together without pointing and grunting/screaming.

The point and moral to this story: stop having kids after one.

 

[Dr. Jones]

My first boy breast fed until he was two.. was worried he was dumb. Dean's list.

 

[bigb]

My first boy breast fed until he was two.. was worried he was dumb. Dean's list.

Does this school use a short bus by chance?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Does this school use a short bus by chance?

No. But you have seen my wife's breasts.. so I would think you would get it..

 

[b_line]

Y'all have naked parties or something?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Y'all have naked parties or something?

Haha.. no, but we have all partied and I met my wife at Hooters.. so it's not really, like, tough to imagine.

Kinda like everybody knows I gotta a massisnausage.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Haha.. no, but we have all partied and I met my wife at Hooters.. so it's not really, like, tough to imagine.

Kinda like everybody knows I gotta a massisnausage.

Would you (b_line) like me to post a pic of fishonAMBIEN and why you don't **** with an 8-time state wrestling champ (3x runner-up GRAND nationals)?

He's still digging dirt out of his nose from Gameface's front yard.

 

[b_line]

Oh I see. Sweater kittens.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Would you (b_line) like me to post a pic of fishonAMBIEN and why you don't **** with an 8-time state wrestling champ (3x runner-up GRAND nationals)?

He's still digging dirt out of his nose from Gameface's front yard.

Oh I see. Sweater kittens.

b_line is now my fave poster here...... it's always been close, but it's over gents.