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JazzFanz Nite Out 2013

franklin said:
By serious I mean that's awesome. I'm a fan of sneaking beer into anywhere possible.
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Ya I did it a couple times one season. honestly it's not really worth it.

You have to buy a beer at the stadium so you have that cup to reuse (unless you wanted to steal Colton's approach of chugging them in the bathroom) and by the time you drink them they're warm. It's also super awkward hiding the cans at your seat and transporting them to the bathroom for refills.

But it's fun getting weird looks from people on trax as you stuff the beers from your grocery sack into your coat sleeves.
 
kennykyle said:
Just store those tall boys in your belly and you should be able to waltz right in, hammered and ready to go.
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This is the route I usually go and it rarely ends well. Nobody wants to be in my section during the 9th inning, including myself. It's a good night if I don't get my *** kicked for saying something out of line.

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Sneaking in beers is just silly. You can't sneak in enough to make it worth your while, anyway. A half pint of everclear mixes with anything, and does 10 times the job. Or, if you're a sissy who can't handle everclear, even when diluted, a pint of just about anything else will do the trick. Except for tequilla, I think you can get just about anything else in a plastic pint container. Just put it down the front of your pants, and no one will ever know. Even if they did notice something, no dude wants people to think he was checking out another dude's crotch, unless trout is now working security now, then you're probably gonna get busted and cavity searched.
 
freakazoid said:
Sneaking in beers is just silly. You can't sneak in enough to make it worth your while, anyway. A half pint of everclear mixes with anything, and does 10 times the job. Or, if you're a sissy who can't handle everclear, even when diluted, a pint of just about anything else will do the trick. Except for tequilla, I think you can get just about anything else in a plastic pint container. Just put it down the front of your pants, and no one will ever know. Even if they did notice something, no dude wants people to think he was checking out another dude's crotch, unless trout is now working security now, then you're probably gonna get busted and cavity searched.
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I'm sure that in 1985 liquor is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

Who even drinks everclear anymore with nail polish remover being so cheap?
 
U Gotta Love It Baby said:
I'm sure that in 1985 liquor is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

Who even drinks everclear anymore with nail polish remover being so cheap?
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Man, like five of my friends and I used one of those empty five pound plastic containers for pretzels and mixed juice with a big bottle of Everclear and then went to a Trenton Thunder baseball game out here my sophomore year of college. After nearly getting kicked out of the ballpark for trying to knock over the mascot who had done nothing other than walk by us, stealing a security jacket after the game, and waking up the next morning to see a trail of poop from our room down the hallway and into the bathroom which someone decided to label, with white index cards, as Frank's Fecesland, I'm not sure I'll ever go down that road again. But getting out to Utahr just may lure me in.
 
Wes Mantooth said:
Man, like five of my friends and I used one of those empty five pound plastic containers for pretzels and mixed juice with a big bottle of Everclear and then went to a Trenton Thunder baseball game out here my sophomore year of college. After nearly getting kicked out of the ballpark for trying to knock over the mascot who had done nothing other than walk by us, stealing a security jacket after the game, and waking up the next morning to see a trail of poop from our room down the hallway and into the bathroom which someone decided to label, with white index cards, Frank's Fecesland, I'm not sure I'll ever go down that road again. But getting out to Utahr just may lure me in.
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Whooaaa.

You went and saw the Trenton Thunder? Who pitched?
 
The Jazz said we can't confirm this game or the Memphis one until September. So as long as we get around 20 commitments in this thread, I'll reserve our spot once we can.
 
Sneaking beer into the stadium is a horrible idea all around. How many beers do you need to even get buzzed, 5 or 6 maybe? Good luck getting that many in without someone noticing.

Grab a 30 rack and pound it in the car after you park and before you walk to the stadium. Boom.
 
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