KarlMalone
Active Member
Hello Karl Malone here to speak with Utah Jazz fanz about Karl Malones advice for the young Stifle Tower, Rudy Gobert. Karl Malone know your free throw shooting pain the Gobert Report. During Karl Malones first year in the league Karl Malone shot 48% on Karl Malones free throw shots. Karl Malone was bad. Karl Malone was ashamed. Karl Malone starting wetting the bed during Karl Malones rookie year. But don't worry too much about free throw percentage Mr. One-Half-of-the-Wasatch-Front with Derrick Favors. Karl Malone was able to make it through his free throw shooting whoas. Karl Malone shot a little better during Karl Malones sophmore season at 59%. Karl Malone continue to improve in Karl Malones third year in the big NBA at 70% and Karl Malone kept his average near that for the rest of Karl Malones career. So Karl Malone is offering you these tips Mr. Mont Blanc.
1) Karl Malone got Karl Malones degree in Communications at Louisiana Tech. Karl Malone used communication with Karl Malones coaches to improve Karl Malones free throws. Karl Malone thinks that if Mr. Block Bro will listen to Alex Jensen and Antonio Lang better and use communication you can improve.
2) Karl Malone always used to say some words to Karl Malone before taking a free throw shot. Karl Malones communications degree comes in handy a lot in Karl Malones career. Karl Malone can't tell you Karl Malones whisper mantra, but Karl Malone recommends that you develop your own. Karl Malone has some suggestions for Mr. Gobert.
3) Karl Malone knows that a lot of free throws is confidence. Confidence to shoot without hesitation. Karl Malone wants you to develop this kind of confidence. Karl Malone will proceed to pump you up Mr. Tall-as-Greg-Ostertag-but-Actually-Athletic-and-didn't-get-our-Karl-Malones-Hopes-up-like-Ostertage-did-when-he-dominated-Duncan-in-summer-leage-and-then-kinda-sucks. Ok Rudolph, ready for the pump up?
Karl Malone thinks Rudiger Gobert is a grizzly bear that can't be brought down. Karl Malone thinks Rudebega Rudy is a 100 pound cat fish that can't be lured in. Karl Malone thinks Big Rud is a taller french version of Crocodile Dundee. Karl Malone think Rud Rud Rud Your Boat will be an All Star this year. Karl Malone thinks Rudy, that's you, will be Defensive Player of the Year. Karl Malone last but not least, believe in you Sir Rudy. Believe in yourself.
Karl Malone knows Karl Malone types too much on this computer screen, but Karl Malone can tell you is struggling. Karl Malone believes in you. Karl Malone just used Karl Malones Communications degree to get through to you. Rudy is the best!
Love,
Karl Malone
#32 and never #11
1) Karl Malone got Karl Malones degree in Communications at Louisiana Tech. Karl Malone used communication with Karl Malones coaches to improve Karl Malones free throws. Karl Malone thinks that if Mr. Block Bro will listen to Alex Jensen and Antonio Lang better and use communication you can improve.
2) Karl Malone always used to say some words to Karl Malone before taking a free throw shot. Karl Malones communications degree comes in handy a lot in Karl Malones career. Karl Malone can't tell you Karl Malones whisper mantra, but Karl Malone recommends that you develop your own. Karl Malone has some suggestions for Mr. Gobert.
1) I was gonna pay the child support, but then I got high
2) When the game is over I can go home and play Clash of Clans
3) I am so glad that douche bag Brandon Rush isn't here anymore to put so much pop corn in my car and ruin my seats.
3) Karl Malone knows that a lot of free throws is confidence. Confidence to shoot without hesitation. Karl Malone wants you to develop this kind of confidence. Karl Malone will proceed to pump you up Mr. Tall-as-Greg-Ostertag-but-Actually-Athletic-and-didn't-get-our-Karl-Malones-Hopes-up-like-Ostertage-did-when-he-dominated-Duncan-in-summer-leage-and-then-kinda-sucks. Ok Rudolph, ready for the pump up?
Karl Malone thinks Rudiger Gobert is a grizzly bear that can't be brought down. Karl Malone thinks Rudebega Rudy is a 100 pound cat fish that can't be lured in. Karl Malone thinks Big Rud is a taller french version of Crocodile Dundee. Karl Malone think Rud Rud Rud Your Boat will be an All Star this year. Karl Malone thinks Rudy, that's you, will be Defensive Player of the Year. Karl Malone last but not least, believe in you Sir Rudy. Believe in yourself.
Karl Malone knows Karl Malone types too much on this computer screen, but Karl Malone can tell you is struggling. Karl Malone believes in you. Karl Malone just used Karl Malones Communications degree to get through to you. Rudy is the best!
Love,
Karl Malone
#32 and never #11
