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All hail Dave Chappelle
Kevin Hart is the worst commedian of all time, not including evolution of course.
- Thread starter franklin
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So sad when he stopped doing his show.
Duck Rodgers
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Bruno's your equivalent? Bruno could fit your description, but he's still upper 10% of the poop that's floating around the music world right now.
True story: There was a year that Bruno Mars appeared on (it felt like) every show I watched that had musical performances. I was getting exposed to Bruno constantly. He even did the pre-show for the NBA All-Star game. I hated the Bruno performances so much that I would ALWAYS use the opportunity to take a pee break even if I didn't really have to go just because it gave me an excuse to leave the room. This had an unfortunate side effect.
I have trained myself to pee every time Bruno Mars plays. This response is legitimately pavlovian. I'll be at bars and suddenly have to pee and realize someone has put Bruno on the jukebox. I'll be in stores and figure out that he's inoffensive enough that someone programmed him into the store's music catalog. I'll be driving and figure out that the person in the car next to me just has their windows down. This happens 2-3 times a month and it's been happening for a couple years.
TL;DR: I would rather pee on myself than listen to Bruno Mars.