That was the worst 24 hours of my life bar none. Fortunately the toilet was close enough to the tub so that I could hang my *** over the toilet and my face over the tub. Had I needed to choose which end to place over just the toilet I'm not sure what I would have done as it was coming out each end at the same time. How my body took the amount of food I had eaten and turned it into a burning liquid tenfold I will never understand.
