The Jazz look to clinch a playoff spot with a win tonight.
As the Jazz knocked off the Los Angeles Lakers 117-110 in Salt Lake City last Tuesday, citizens of Utah can now breath a sign of relief as the Utah Jazz remain in the safe hands of the Larry H. Miller Corporation. LaVar, however, lost his entire net worth in the bet he placed on the outcome of that game, and now owes a significant amount of money to a Vegas bookie.
With no way to pay up, LaVar sent a couple of his Big Ballers over to rob the bookie.
Unfortunately for LaVar and his Ballers, all bets were off, and the Big Ballers had a hard time escaping out of the security door.
The bookies, owned by Brick Top, now wants not just a piece of LaVar, but the whole thing.
The Jazz arrived in Los Angeles yesterday to prepare for their Sunday matchup with the Lakers. As Quin is known to do, he took a stroll around town to survey its landscape. While walking underneath the Santa Monica pier, Quin was approached by a desperate LaVar. LaVar, not recognizing Quin, and mistaking him for a local junkie, offered him $10,000.00 to come to his house and listen to a proposition.
“I want you to kill me,” LaVar told Quin.
“You want me to kill you?” Quin asked puzzlingly. LaVar explained to Quin that he had a terminal illness and wants to spare his family the pain, and would prefer Quin would off him.
“We’ll make it look like a scuffle, you kill me, and take my passport and there will be a ticket for you to Lithuania in addition to $10,000,000.”
Quin, skeptical, discovers that LaVar has been having an affair with a Provo woman named Sally Anne Cavanaugh (the real reason he wanted to purchase the Jazz), and that LaVar’s plan is really to kill Quin, set the house on fire, and fly to Lithuania with Sally Anne to instead purchase his sons’ team’s franchise.
“Nobody beats me at my own game,” Quin quips to LaVar.
Quin brought Brick Top, who informed him that he needs the Lakers to win Sunday’s game or he’s going to cut out LaVar’s vocal cords.
“My voice is my fortune,” LaVar exclaimed.
“Then make it happen.” Brick Top responded.
"The only reason I lost my fortune is because there were no Balls on the floor -- the only reason," LaVar tells the Deseret News. With Lonzo out for today's game, Lavar, now needing a way to save himself, plans to put some Balls into the game to ensure victory: himself.
Can the Jazz contain LaVar and clinch another playoff berth?
As the Jazz knocked off the Los Angeles Lakers 117-110 in Salt Lake City last Tuesday, citizens of Utah can now breath a sign of relief as the Utah Jazz remain in the safe hands of the Larry H. Miller Corporation. LaVar, however, lost his entire net worth in the bet he placed on the outcome of that game, and now owes a significant amount of money to a Vegas bookie.
With no way to pay up, LaVar sent a couple of his Big Ballers over to rob the bookie.
Unfortunately for LaVar and his Ballers, all bets were off, and the Big Ballers had a hard time escaping out of the security door.
The bookies, owned by Brick Top, now wants not just a piece of LaVar, but the whole thing.
The Jazz arrived in Los Angeles yesterday to prepare for their Sunday matchup with the Lakers. As Quin is known to do, he took a stroll around town to survey its landscape. While walking underneath the Santa Monica pier, Quin was approached by a desperate LaVar. LaVar, not recognizing Quin, and mistaking him for a local junkie, offered him $10,000.00 to come to his house and listen to a proposition.
“I want you to kill me,” LaVar told Quin.
“You want me to kill you?” Quin asked puzzlingly. LaVar explained to Quin that he had a terminal illness and wants to spare his family the pain, and would prefer Quin would off him.
“We’ll make it look like a scuffle, you kill me, and take my passport and there will be a ticket for you to Lithuania in addition to $10,000,000.”
Quin, skeptical, discovers that LaVar has been having an affair with a Provo woman named Sally Anne Cavanaugh (the real reason he wanted to purchase the Jazz), and that LaVar’s plan is really to kill Quin, set the house on fire, and fly to Lithuania with Sally Anne to instead purchase his sons’ team’s franchise.
“Nobody beats me at my own game,” Quin quips to LaVar.
Quin brought Brick Top, who informed him that he needs the Lakers to win Sunday’s game or he’s going to cut out LaVar’s vocal cords.
“My voice is my fortune,” LaVar exclaimed.
“Then make it happen.” Brick Top responded.
"The only reason I lost my fortune is because there were no Balls on the floor -- the only reason," LaVar tells the Deseret News. With Lonzo out for today's game, Lavar, now needing a way to save himself, plans to put some Balls into the game to ensure victory: himself.
Can the Jazz contain LaVar and clinch another playoff berth?
