Leslie Nielsen is dead? Surely they're kidding.

[Darkwing Duck]

Too bad for you.

Meh, the Motor-Vu is practically within walking distance.

 

[TroutBum]

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Wish I could remember the exact line in Airplane! Stewardess tells him only fish and steak were the menu choices. He says, "Oh yeah, I had lasagna."

 

[TroutBum]

Wish I could remember the exact line in Airplane! Stewardess tells him only fish and steak were the menu choices. He says, "Oh yeah, I had lasagna."

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

There ya go.

 

[TroutBum]

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Tanya Peters: You're all man. I like that in my men.
Frank Drebin: You're coming on to me big time, sister. You're preying on me like a kitten with a fresh mouse. And we got a problem.
Tanya Peters: You're Jewish?
Frank Drebin: No. You're Rocko's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch."
Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.