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That's really funny. I love how much they bring up the coffee snow. Like I thought that was a secret, how did they find out?!

I'm really missing my coffee snow in China.
 
My favourite bit is the part about the people sitting next to their dead friends in the blue body bags. North Korea must be a wonderful place if people find this sort of humbug believable .
 
"...this is how they live in modern American - the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexuals... people lined up waiting for handouts supplied by the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea..."
 
It's almost Tuesday, those birds better watch out!
 
My house blew down and I was very sad, but now I have a nice sturdy tent. I'm very proud of it. Please don't direct your cameras toward the gaping hole in the roof.
 
Gameface said:
Sharing it with a few more homosexuals than I'd prefer, but other than that we have an awesome source of snow to fill our coffee cups with.
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That sounds inconvenient, however homosexuals do have the best heroin, so you know, always a silver lining. Are you sharing you're tent with a former republican presidential nominee by any chance?
 
Rubashov said:
That sounds inconvenient, however homosexuals do have the best heroin, so you know, always a silver lining. Are you sharing you're tent with a former republican presidential nominee by any chance?
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Yeah for a while we had a couple of them, but they're the worst, the rest of us banded together and booted them. Now we have a rule: NO FORMER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES!

Those uncivilized ****s eat wild birds any day of the week. Like, we live in a society assholes.
 
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