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Rubashov said:
Great minds and all that. I've got a gripe, go to the pub, meet great girl, don't ask her for phone number. Jesus i'm stupid sometimes.
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First time I met my wife we hit it off big time. She went home late that night and I realized I never got get number.

Luckily saw her a few weeks later and got her number.

This obviously means that chick you met at the bar is your future wife.
 
fishonjazz said:
First time I met my wife we hit it off big time. She went home late that night and I realized I never got get number.

Luckily saw her a few weeks later and got her number.

This obviously means that chick you met at the bar is your future wife.
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why would you wish that on anybody? well she could do worse...
 
♪alt13 said:
Asthma is a made up disease.

I do hear pot helps with real diseases though, like sobriety.
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If by made up you mean we made it by over industrializing our living spaces then yes. I can assure you that it is very real and very crappy.
 
ONE LOVE said:
Burks should have dunk that THANGGGG
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Fo sho. He ain't right. I'm drunk as ****. If I had to guess then I would say I have had around 20 shots at this punt
 
LOL @ Life.

Seriously, it is so back-asswards sometimes that laughing is all you can do. I'm in stitches over here, dammit.

I still say **** the Po-leeece, but really mean it this time; I really hate cops.
 
TroutBum said:
LOL @ Life.

Seriously, it is so back-asswards sometimes that laughing is all you can do. I'm in stitches over here, dammit.

I still say **** the Po-leeece, but really mean it this time; I really hate cops.
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Sorry you didnt make your flight. At least you went down kicking this time.
 
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