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Having a hard time focusing today. I think we should take Donatas Motiejunas at the 12. It's real humid in Chicago today and I'm not sure if there's any celery dip left.
 
It's 5:21. You know what that means!!! Time to jive!

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My favorite three fruits are Nectarines, Mangos and Raspberries. Sometimes when I do the shopping for us I will buy all the groceries I like and only a couple of the things my wife requested. That way it ensures she will be going the next few times. But then she'll by bad nectarines and mangos that are harder than rocks so then I'll volunteer to do the shopping. It's a vicious cycle.

I'm always overcome with a bad version of nostalgia whenever I see Coming to America on TV. The movie is hilarious, but I lost 20 bucks I didn't have at a sleepover when I was in 4th grade because I bet Randy Watson wasn't Eddie Murphy and then when I couldn't pay I got my *** kicked. Then when my mom asked me why I had cuts on my face the next day, I lied and we were playing tackle football and I got scraped on the grass. Shortly after our house phone rang and it was the kid who beat my ***' mom calling to apologize on behalf of her son. Then I got punished for lying. Out of pre-pubescent angst and rebellion I ripped apart some of the posters hanging on my wall including an autographed version of the Michael Jordan 'Wings' poster.

It all worked out in the end though because I bet one of my wimpier friends that Randy Watson was Eddie Murphy when he slept over a couple weeks later. I won his slammer which had a sticker that said 'Don't squeeze the juice' as an ode to OJ Simpson who was on trial (Pog reference for those who don't know what a slammer is).

I want to go to Jackson Hole again this summer.
 
Qman said:
take a nap in the breakroom.
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Good idea but the break room is also where they keep this massive fridge with soda, waters, gatorades, etc stocked and people come in and out all day. I also hate the feeling of being groggy after waking up from a nap so much that I've recently stopped napping altogether because of it.

Anyone have any good suggestions on addictinggames.com? I haven't gone on that site in at least 9 years and am looking forward to any suggestions.
 
There is no thread that is good during the lockout. A regular Offseason is Hell as far as I'm concerned, this lock out is going to drive me crazy
 
The Hayward thread got me wonderin what other funny threads were made before I got here so I started clicking random pages. Hey Jerry, lay off the drugs man.
 
****-town didn't ALWAYS have the worst takes ever, but I am super proud that the mods dutifully placed him where aint has found itself several times, and where carolinajazz should also be.
 
Jerry Lundegaard said:
My favorite three fruits are Nectarines, Mangos and Raspberries. Sometimes when I do the shopping for us I will buy all the groceries I like and only a couple of the things my wife requested. That way it ensures she will be going the next few times. But then she'll by bad nectarines and mangos that are harder than rocks so then I'll volunteer to do the shopping. It's a vicious cycle.

I'm always overcome with a bad version of nostalgia whenever I see Coming to America on TV. The movie is hilarious, but I lost 20 bucks I didn't have at a sleepover when I was in 4th grade because I bet Randy Watson wasn't Eddie Murphy and then when I couldn't pay I got my *** kicked. Then when my mom asked me why I had cuts on my face the next day, I lied and we were playing tackle football and I got scraped on the grass. Shortly after our house phone rang and it was the kid who beat my ***' mom calling to apologize on behalf of her son. Then I got punished for lying. Out of pre-pubescent angst and rebellion I ripped apart some of the posters hanging on my wall including an autographed version of the Michael Jordan 'Wings' poster.

It all worked out in the end though because I bet one of my wimpier friends that Randy Watson was Eddie Murphy when he slept over a couple weeks later. I won his slammer which had a sticker that said 'Don't squeeze the juice' as an ode to OJ Simpson who was on trial (Pog reference for those who don't know what a slammer is).

I want to go to Jackson Hole again this summer.
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My family has a place in Jackson!
 
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