Malone Being Malone
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I'm 5'7" and overweight so I'm obviously a pretty worthless human being. ncoloradojazz is right again!
It's disgusting really. Just thinking of our poker games with all of you shorties. I miss that 6'9 guy who showed up that one time. He was truly superior.
Show me the post where I make any sort of excuse for Malone's relationship with an underage girl or how he has handled his unwanted children?
Please explain to me how I'm a Mormon?
I know I'm better than you in a couple ways. First, I'm a Jazz fan, you're not. 1 for me, 0 for you. Second, I don't troll fan sites. 2 for me, 0 for you. I'm smarter than you are. 3 for me, 0 for you. I host way better poker tournaments than you do. I make way better beer than you do. I treat people better than you do. You're taller than me. I think that puts us somewhere around 6-1. I win!
Have a nice day, loser.
7StraightIsGreat
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Yeah, but how big is your wiener?
Irrelevant. 4 inches is more than enough when you're 6'4. Why are you even bringing this up???
7StraightIsGreat
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NC was touting the size of his dick during his epic rant.
Karl Malone might be a great guy now. I know he does a lot of charitable things, but that doesn't change some dark stuff in his past that he didn't make amends for when he had the opportunity.
You could say the only reason he even acknowledged the Ford twins was becuase Cheryl became such a huge star in the WNBA that it was pretty embarrass to Malone to continue to ignore it. His first son became a fringe NFL O-Lineman, so that was easier to avoid because those guys hardly get talked about even when they are stars.
ncoloradojazz
Banned
4 inches lol... Ya limp maybe that small. Honestly if I was 4 inches I would be depressed all the time...Sorry but I bet some of you here really are that small. Chicks be telling me stuff all the time and it makes me laugh. Like my ex was telling me about her ex who was like 5foot8 maybe and well lets just say it used to make me laugh. She would clown on him. When you have had multiple girls tell their exs they are with their new man and his big D*ck, Well let sjust say yeah it goes to your head after it has happened multiple times. Heck one time I was dating this female who was sepearted from her husband and he went thru her phone even tho he had a girlfriend and dude was hurt, Calling me up like what you doing with my wife and I told him don't play dumb you saw the pictures. This hot black/Cuban chic too. she was smoking but the baby daddy drama was to much for me. Dude being all hurt cuz he saw pics of what was she was playing with .
ncoloradojazz
Banned
Everyone knows internet trolls have micro-penises. You make a 4'' look like a pornstar.
7StraightIsGreat
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Are all of your spelling errors because you can't keep your gigantic penis from mashing the keyboard, or are you just stupid?
Latter, for sure.
Karl Malone is a great person in many ways. Yes, he fathered a child with someone he shouldn't have been with and then made an even greater error when he found out about said child. There are millions of people that do everything he did in similar situations and cultures. Doesn't make it right, in fact, it's morally reprehensible. But for people to sit here and judge him on things done in the stupid years (14-24ish) shows what is wrong with society. While he helps many people everyday, and brightens the surroundings where he lives, you sit here on the computer and condemn him for mistakes over three decades past. Some of you even brag on here about things you've done or are doing that aren't morally dissimilar. Of course, it's important for you to point out the extreme mistakes of others to elevate yourself. Sad, very much so; pathetic, absolutely. The best way to help society is to start by working on the reflection in your mirror. Malone gives time, money, and work to help others in need, time to stop flogging him because he was an idiot in the past.
People have said both sides of his character. It's not like everyone is focusing on the good or bad. I think most of what has been said has been fair. You do things and people judge you for them, that is life. People act like judging is this terrible thing when it's a natural brain process.
And by your logic, if I committed a bunch of heinous crimes, but 30 years down the line started being really nice and charitable, it would make people flogging my past actions sad and pathetic?
Jazz Fusion
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Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde
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You fuggin *******. Ban the m-fn jerk, insulting everyone on here like this. I have it in me to come and find you in Colorado and kick your fuggin butt. Get the fug out of here.
ohhh shiiii. such a roast. man, he got us good. how will we ever come back from that.
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RandyForRubio
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Better be careful. Eenie has a history of being able to find people and wait in their houses.