Man grooming tips

[VINYLONE]

Curious to see if anyone has some good grooming tips to share? Mine are basic but here are some I have picked up and are part of my routine:

1. Shave after a hot shower, eliminates razor burn
2. Use an electric clipper without any guards to keep a nice scruff
3. Once a week mix equal parts coconut oil and brown sugar and bring it in the shower with you, scrub it all over and your face and body will be smooth as a baby's butt
3. Water pik, electric toothbrush, mouthwash
4.Whiten teeth IMMEDIATELY after visiting the dental hygienist, noticed a deeper white after I do that
5. Gold Bond powder your under regions before a workout

Interesting thread, Beaner.

First and foremost, dental hygiene is a big thing for me. I had a phobia of going to the dentist for quite a while and, well, after getting some recent work done, that phobia is gone and I take care of my teef...well, not that I didn't take care of them before.

-Anyway, I floss and brush two times a day.
-I don't shave because I hate shaving and my skin is sensitive. So, I either let my beard grow or I just keep it at scruff level. Back in June I got a Wahl 9854-600 and it was a fantastic purchase.
-I shower once a day, sometimes twice if I am going out or if I've gone out cycling or hiking. I only wash (shampoo) my hair once a week or so.
-I stopped buying soap for the shower after a co-worker turned me onto Dr. Bronners Castile Soap. That stuff is very concentrated so I bought a shampoo bottle and mix water and DRB's in it and use that for shampoo and body soap. I've saved an unbelievable amount of money not buying bars of soap.
-Another friend also turned me onto these Japanese scrubbing towels made by Salux. If you like to scrub a don't mind a little pain from the scrubbing, get one of these! They are cheap and last for quite a while.
-The only hair product I use is Baxter of California's clay pomade.

simple dont shave.

only 2 kinda people in this world who dont have a beard: children and women.

Also compensating in one way or the other. I feel bad for you, Butchy. Your Dad really did a number on you.

 

[Miggs]

I shower once a day, sometimes twice if I am going out or if I've gone out cycling or hiking. I only wash.

Disgusting.

I shower 2-3 times a day.

 

[moevillini]

Disgusting.

I shower 2-3 times a day.

Why?


Never mind, don't answer.

 

[Miggs]

Why?


Never mind, don't answer.

Haha.

I just hate feeling dirty/greasy and like feeling clean. In the morning, I feel greasy from my sleep and need to shower and clean off and wake up and feel ready to go for the day. After work, I need to shower because I'm dirty as hell. If I work out after, i then have to shower a third time that night.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Buy a good nose hair trimmer. I use that on my nose hairs and a sexy *** mole I have.

I shave with the Gilette Sensor Excel razor while in a hot shower. I usually just have to fine tune my face a tiny bit (takes me like 10 seconds) when I get out. I use the same on my pubes. To get deep into my butt crack, I generally put one foot up high up on the shower wall, and sort of spread eagle, gently placing the razor as far back behind where my ******* even starts and gently shave toward my scrote sort of along the underside of one cheek, and then I do the same for the other undercheek. I do this routine about 10-12 times, all the while getting more *** hair but less each time of course, until I am able to run my fingers along my butt crack so that it feels smooth as a baby's arse for my better half to enjoy. I then finish off the scrote getting any and all hairs. I then get the top of my dick (ya know, where it meets my six-pack) and shave a little bit at the base so it makes it look even bigger than it already is, as tough to imagine as that is.

Duh.. But (no pun) what does it all do if the wife don't even suck dick? You already admitted that. Your tough guy **** is dead here.

 

[Miggs]

Duh.. But (no pun) what does it all do if the wife don't even suck dick? You already admitted that. Your tough guy **** is dead here.

Girls can do a lot more with the Johnson than stick it there. Use your imagination, Churchboy.

 

[carolinajazz]

On a related note, it is vitally IMPORTANT to be sure your body is COVERED head to toe with lots of INK. Tattoos are probably the most important grooming element of all.

Can't find a good job? I suspect you need another neck tattoo!