Man grooming tips

[Dr. Jones]

Buy a good nose hair trimmer. I use that on my nose hairs and a sexy *** mole I have.

I shave with the Gilette Sensor Excel razor while in a hot shower. I usually just have to fine tune my face a tiny bit (takes me like 10 seconds) when I get out. I use the same on my pubes. To get deep into my butt crack, I generally put one foot up high up on the shower wall, and sort of spread eagle, gently placing the razor as far back behind where my ******* even starts and gently shave toward my scrote sort of along the underside of one cheek, and then I do the same for the other undercheek. I do this routine about 10-12 times, all the while getting more *** hair but less each time of course, until I am able to run my fingers along my butt crack so that it feels smooth as a baby's arse for my better half to enjoy. I then finish off the scrote getting any and all hairs. I then get the top of my dick (ya know, where it meets my six-pack) and shave a little bit at the base so it makes it look even bigger than it already is, as tough to imagine as that is.

Duh.. But (no pun) what does it all do if the wife don't even suck dick? You already admitted that. Your tough guy **** is dead here.

 

[Miggs]

Duh.. But (no pun) what does it all do if the wife don't even suck dick? You already admitted that. Your tough guy **** is dead here.

Girls can do a lot more with the Johnson than stick it there. Use your imagination, Churchboy.

 

[carolinajazz]

On a related note, it is vitally IMPORTANT to be sure your body is COVERED head to toe with lots of INK. Tattoos are probably the most important grooming element of all.

Can't find a good job? I suspect you need another neck tattoo!