I'm going to say one thing about basketball, and that's it: "**** DuhRon Williams". Then I hope we can discuss farming, tractors, and breasts.
Don't bring pictures of your farm, your tractor, or your breasts.
Tell him you are a Making Guard.
Don't tell him you facebook stalked CJ, then ask him to friend you on facebook.
Like Moe said, no poo pictures, jokes, references... and don't bring any in a bag to give to him. All bad ideas.
Make sure he knows Ute fans are all classless tools, so give him a BYU John Deere hat specially made or something.
Don't say these two phrases in the same sentence -- push off -- Jordan
Tell him to sign up on Jazzfanz so he can give us good info and we can reject it because we are all smarter than him.