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If "All Things Locke" bugs you why go back to it?

The J Note statue is getting unveiled at 10AM MT and it's an open house on the renovated arena.
 
The Jazz Wonderbra said:
This is actually David Locke's son. Notice the similarities?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw63QatmRXE

For example... Can't go 3 minutes without talking about himself... Wants you to click on his face... SHRRRRRRILLLLLLLL and annoying.

If you don't buy it, watch a little longer. You'll see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKqbj_wCnYo
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Reminds me of Pee Wee -- Pee Wee Locke -- His scream is Locke-like. He actually got a show on Nickelodeon? It says his name is Lucas Cruikshank. How do you know it's Locke's son?
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
It was just a weird low upside pick... I mean u pick best player available but his ceiling with us is good backup center... a position that is easily filled on the cheap. Was just weird we moved up to get him but who knows maybe he develops and is Rudy insurance in case he leaves or gets hurt. There were other guys I would have rather had for sure.
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All I know is that the San Antonio board seemed pretty crushed that we moved up to get him. He's only 18, hard to say he has no upside. . .
 
Jazz signed Nate Wolters rival Taylor Braun today too. Didnt really think it warranted it's own thread, so I'll stick it in here.

SF out of North Dakota State, 26 years of age. Physically reminiscent of Kyle Singler.
 
framer said:
All I know is that the San Antonio board seemed pretty crushed that we moved up to get him. He's only 18, hard to say he has no upside. . .
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I totally missed this, and I'm usually all over this stuff on other team's boards.

In the future, please be sure to link stuff like this. Thanks.
 
Stoked said:
If "All Things Locke" bugs you why go back to it?

The J Note statue is getting unveiled at 10AM MT and it's an open house on the renovated arena.
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Because that Fred Figglehorn crap was hilarious! Fred IS a mixed race. Androgynous ginger. If that isn't 'mixed race' then I don't know what is.

PS. What makes Taylor Braun 'Nate Wolters Rival'? Did they play in the same conference back in the day?
 
framer said:
All I know is that the San Antonio board seemed pretty crushed that we moved up to get him. He's only 18, hard to say he has no upside. . .
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I agree that he has upside, but he's not 18, he's turning 20 in a few months.
 
So Locke wanted Dante to flex for him? Last year he said a few times that Dante had developed a butt. Year before he had an interview where he was definitely staring at the player's crotch. It's time for Locke to just come out of the closet.
 
Jack Strop said:
So Locke wanted Dante to flex for him? Last year he said a few times that Dante had developed a butt. Year before he had an interview where he was definitely staring at the player's crotch. It's time for Locke to just come out of the closet.
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You aren't all that off. I can't remember if it was last season or two seasons ago, but during a radio broadcast I was listening to and the Jazz were playing the Blazer, Locke said that Noah Vonleh had "the biggest backside in the NBA" (sic) This basically silenced Ron Booner for a good minute. I wish I was joking.
 
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