Meet The Newest Jazz Fan (Yeah, I Know, the Title Is Cliched As Hell)

[Nate505]

With all of my amazing manliness, huge pecks, chiseled abs, scruffy beard, and gourde-like chowder makers, I can't produce a single male offspring.

Of course, the pot head does it in his sleep.


Why, Satan, why? (PBUH)





But seriously, **** you and your son. I'll be thinking about how bad I hate you at the next dozen ballet performances and gymnastic showcases, you jerk, you.

The funny thing is it was like I was asleep when he was made

 

[TroutBum]

Everyone knows a deep spray leads to man babies and a small penis leads to pretty lil women. Science > your claimed cockatoo length.

It's kinda like a tuna can; not real long, but extra thick.

The funny thing is it was like I was asleep when he was made

This surprises me very little.

 

[Dumb Bloke]

Cheers mate! Condolences later on.