Meet your 2017-18 Utah Jazz Dance Team!!

[The Midnight]

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Let us know who's your favourite?



My favourite's Daisy!!! ^__^



Go Jazz!!!!

 

[prodigy]

Amanda is pretty cute and Carolina is really easy on the eyes

 

[Park Bites]

liz mmmmmm

 

[Park Bites]

alisha has the same bday as me yay

 

[The Midnight]

Amanda is pretty cute and Carolina is really easy on the eyes

liz mmmmmm

Liz, Carolina, Alyssa, and Cali are also my favourites. Looking like we're gonna have an amazing crew this year, one of the best in years.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Amanda by a mile

 

[Rubashov]

Reads like a list of women who will have restraining orders against you guys...

 

[NAOS]

That's weird.... they're all young women. Where are the hunks?

 

[NAOS]

alisha has the same bday as me yay

shut it down, creepy grandpa. You're ****ing growss.

 

[JazzMan4Life]

That's weird.... they're all young women. Where are the hunks?

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?72306-The-Church-of-Rudy-Gobert

 

[Scat]

Liz and Amanda... which is weird as I am usually a blonde lover.

 

[Miggs]

Meh.

 

[Jack Strop]

My dancers are going to fawn all over me. Probably will be some major swooning, to0.

 

[Jack Strop]

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?72306-The-Church-of-Rudy-Gobert

The latest pics of Rudy almost have me switch-hitting.

As for the dancers, I'm with Wes. Nothing to get worked up about. Local 24-Hr Fitness has women just as pretty.

 

[NAOS]

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?72306-The-Church-of-Rudy-Gobert

So hawt

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Reads like a list of women who will have restraining orders against you guys...

There's 16 of 'em, though. By the time you make your way through #16, the restraining order on the first one should be expired, and you can start all over again.

 

[Jack Strop]

There's 16 of 'em, though. By the time you make your way through #16, the restraining order on the first one should be expired, and you can start all over again.

Anyone else notice that all of them have names beginning with the first 13 letters of the alphabet? Was the selection process just go alpha until you had 16 acceptable dancers? If your name begins with N-Z, you didn't have a chance.

 

[The Midnight]

Anyone else notice that all of them have names beginning with the first 13 letters of the alphabet? Was the selection process just go alpha until you had 16 acceptable dancers? If your name begins with N-Z, you didn't have a chance.

Either that or generally not many people have names beginning with Q, U, V, W, X, Y or Z.

 

[Tom Pitt]

Alyssa is my fav tbh... and it isn't really close... tbh.

 

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Heather getting underrated tbh