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Miss America, make us proud

Britan -- best outfit, middle of the road girl.

Mexico -- Best girl, pretty good outfit

Canada -- Almost best girl, acceptable outfit

U.S. -- By far the worst outfit, I'd give the girl a chance to present herself in a halfway decent outfit, but she also looks like the worst of the bunch (not a bad bunch, but still).
 
Maybe Miss America is making a statement about sexual equality...
 
Britan -- best outfit, middle of the road girl.

Mexico -- Best girl, pretty good outfit

Canada -- Almost best girl, acceptable outfit

U.S. -- By far the worst outfit, I'd give the girl a chance to present herself in a halfway decent outfit, but she also looks like the worst of the bunch (not a bad bunch, but still).
Solid breakdown. I thought that America outfit was some sort of bad photoshop joke, but apparently not. Wow, who could possibly come up with something that bad. She would have looked better in one of those hideous Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms.
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I like Ms Canada a lot. Ms Britain can't compete with Canada. They're not even in the same pageant.

Ms USA should have just dressed as a ****ing big mac.
 
She should wear a drone on top of a wiretap.
 
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