Mr. Weiner.....

[Harambe]

Don't set the double standard. She's people, all people need love.

Yeah, I know. I'm terrible at the white knighting. I'll stop how.

How about "Yeah, I bet her hunger(for love) knows no bounds.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

......She has a pretty face and a pretty awesome front. She just needs to eat a few less Twinkies and actually get on a treadmill.

Get your facts straight dude. She couldn't have gotten fat on Twinkies as Hostess has just barely resumed operations. Blame it on the E.L. Fudge.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Duh.

You guys are so weak.

You're not looking at what Weiner was looking at.

From the front, she is ok.

And even though his wife is way prettier, she is too skinny. If Carlos Danger is anything like me, he likes his women to have some meat on them.

We know you like them big lot lizards bro, no need to boast.

 

[Stoked]

We know you like them big lot lizards bro, no need to boast.

If Salma Hayek is a lot lizard then I need to get into the trucking business.