My confessions part 1

[The Black Swordsman]

I am half gay and half alien.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Are they the same half?

 

[The Black Swordsman]

My back half is gay, my front half is alien.

 

[babe]

My back half is gay, my front half is alien.

whatcha got in store for part 2?

what about half wit and half ^^^?

Looks like I'd better start working in the Jazz Discussion.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

Ya I pretty much instant regretted making this thread after I submitted it...

 

[Dr. Jones]

I think your back half dreamt up the thread.

 

[Hartsock]

I was hoping to see some Usher in this thread.

 

[Stifle Tower]

my front half is alien.

Tiny and green is probably a medical condition that needs to be treated.

 

[franklin]

I am half gay and half alien.

Is your swallow the source of anal probes?

 

[leftyjace]

My back half is gay

Um... I'm going to assume that means you're a catcher and not a pitcher.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

I am half gay and half alien.

Wow!! I need to start spending more time in the general forum. Makes me wonder what I've missed over the last year.

So........... How ya doing.........

 

[Stifle Tower]

^^
Just checking us out, or did you come to play?

 

[Stifle Tower]

My confession:
I sometimes pee sitting down. Does that make me less of a man?

 

[babe]

My confession:
I sometimes pee sitting down. Does that make me less of a man?

As I understand it, to a woman that means you're a real man, not a dribbler who leaves pee puddles on the seat.

In a basketball analogy, it means "nothing but net" and nothing on the rim. Perfect shooting.

There is, in fact, a reason women want that seat down, and the lid down too, when the toilet is not in use. As well as why they want you to flush it when you're done.

 

[PearlWatson]

As I understand it, to a woman that means you're a real man, not a dribbler who leaves pee puddles on the seat.

Truth.

 

[TroutBum]

My confession:
I sometimes pee sitting down. Does that make me less of a man?

This makes two of us, sir. When I have to take a leak, I just roll into the head and plop down, pull out the old smart phone (did you hear that laptops will be obsolete this year?!) and read/post on JF. I figure, if there's a time and a place to read or reply to this kind of lunacy, then on the throne with my legs spread is it.

 

[Tarkanian]

Peeing sitting down, they say, is healthy!
could very well be a cheap Islamist propaganda, too;
but word is,
if u pee sitting, you'll be less prone to the risks of prostate disorders!