NBA Goes After Pornstars

[nightmare3983]

I'm not posting a link to the story because I don't want an infraction, but just look this up. It gave me a good laugh.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Dude, just link it and stop being a *****.

 

[nightmare3983]

https://hoopshype.com/rumors.htm#g11K-b5 is where I read about it.

It's part of the 6:05 ET update.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Basically if you follow both Sara Jay and Angelina Castro and you show up to Miami on August 2nd (and are over 21) you get a free ******* from one of them.

 

[nightmare3983]

Basically if you follow both Sara Jay and Angelina Castro and you show up to Miami on August 2nd (and are over 21) you get a free ******* from one of them.

And the NBA cares because they have NBA in their website and promoted this during the playoffs.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

"This was all supposed to be fun. I supported the Heat and sent them tons of followers during the season. Can't they let us fans like us have a little fun? The NBA's slogan is 'Where Amazing Happens'… if offering 300,000 followers free oral sex isn't amazing, I don't know what is," Jay said.

Lol

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

The real question is if it is some timed event? Do you go in and get a 1 minute sucking, then leave with blue balls?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Works for me.

 

[BluesRocker]

NBA= No Blowjobs Allowed.

Haha.

Also they have 300,000 followers. Thats a lot of blowjobs. I would hate to me # 299,999. That would probably be a lousy ******** at that point.

 

[nightmare3983]

And the NBA cares because they have NBA in their website and promoted this during the playoffs.

I just noticed my unintentional pun. It actually seems as if the NBA doesn't care for porn stars.

 

[Hartsock]

Their jaws are going to be really sore

 

[BluesRocker]

Their jaws are going to be really sore

They are going to end up with shockjaw opposite of lockjaw