This is very humorous Scat. I dont know where you come up with this stuff, I just hope you keep the comedic gold coming. Ya mind if I steal this and forward the joke to my Aunt in Milwaukee? We like to send each other links to fresh, witty, original humor and I think she'll get a real kick out of this. Check out the vid she sent to my "E mail" inbox last week. Hilarious stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5x5OXfe9KY