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New Years resolutions.

E.J. Wells said:
Back peddle... psssshhh. I will be the first to admit that what you say is true, it doesn't matter, and that I am a HORRID golfer. I hate it with a passion and haven't done it for two or three years. I used to love it, but once I hit my (admittedly very low) ceiling, it stopped being fun and became down right infuriating.

If you're really a 3 handi, then I'm impressed. I know maybe one scratch golfer, and he's golfed against Tiger Woods back in the day.
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Notah Begay?
 
E.J. Wells said:
You'll be surprised at how easy it is to quit drinking pop. If you can survive the first week of un-freaking-believable headaches, that is. Excedrine will be your friend; 2 of those and anywhere from 200 to 1,000 mg of ibuprofen should help. After two weeks, you'll forget that you even liked it. Eventually, you WILL drink a soda somewhere and it will not be the same as you remember; it will taste like ***. Your food will start to taste better, your endurance will be up, your sleep cycle will improve, and life in general will be better. You will likely pee a lot more, since you'll be drinking a lot of water. (it just happens, trust me)

I quit for almost two years before I picked up the habit again for no good reason at all. I feel bad for you quitters though, the first week (if you are/were a fiend like I was/am) are absolutely horrible.
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1. Has nothing to do with water. You'll pee more because pop makes you violently spray water and everything else out your ***. I'd rather piss more old fashioned hole, less squatting.

2. It always tastes as glorious as the first sip. Don't let E.J. trick you into quitting by thinking it will become nasty. You addicts will forever miss the flavor of that sweet, sweet, carbonated caramel, but at least you won't crave it any more than you crave, say, a good filet mignon or ribeye.
 
franklin said:
2. It always tastes as glorious as the first sip. Don't let E.J. trick you into quitting by thinking it will become nasty. You addicts will forever miss the flavor of that sweet, sweet, carbonated caramel, but at least you won't crave it any more than you crave, say, a good filet mignon or ribeye.
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You are correct, you will miss and crave the crisp deliciousness, no doubt. However, when you actually do succumb to the temptation, you will most certainly be disappointed with the taste. It is nothing like you remember, and it is, in fact, gross.
 
Even though I loathe Troutbum...I actually wouldn't mind fishing with him. Sure, he would probably push me into a lake or river trying to drown me, but it'd be nice to learn some fishing tricks from him.
 
Hantlers said:
Even though I loathe Troutbum...I actually wouldn't mind fishing with him. Sure, he would probably push me into a lake or river trying to drown me, but it'd be nice to learn some fishing tricks from him.
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And scare the fish away? Never. I might, however, crack you over the head with a shovel and stuff you down a badger hole.
 
E.J. Wells said:
You are correct, you will miss and crave the crisp deliciousness, no doubt. However, when you actually do succumb to the temptation, you will most certainly be disappointed with the taste. It is nothing like you remember, and it is, in fact, gross.
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Not true. I recently drank about 6 oz of Dr. Pepper and 3+ years of abstinence made it taste more divine than I remembered. Problem is, five minutes later it turned into Evil Dr. Squeegee, as it does, and scraped 35 feet of intestines bare without a minute's warning.

This is the only rational reason to not drink the liquid draino.
 
franklin said:
Not true. I recently drank about 6 oz of Dr. Pepper and 3+ years of abstinence made it taste more divine than I remembered. Problem is, five minutes later it turned into Evil Dr. Squeegee, as it does, and scraped 35 feet of intestines bare without a minute's warning.

This is the only rational reason to not drink the liquid draino.
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Your taste buds must have Downs.
 
I agree with franklin here. After a long spell of no Dr. Pepper, that first can is absolute heaven. That must be what the Gods drink.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I realized I forgot to mention the actual important goals...

Catch the following species in Utah, on a fly:
Sacramento Perch**
Tiger Musky
Walleye
Bear Lake White Fish**
Bonneville White Fish**
Bonneville Cisco**
Lake Trout
Burbot** (this will be the hardest, no doubt)
Talapia**
June Sucker** (second hardest, as it is on the Endangered Species list)
Kokanee Salmon
Tiger Trout
Splake
Grass Carp


** These fish are only found in one single body of water in the state, and thus, a pain in the *** to catch.

And that should pretty much do it. There are other endangered non-game fish that I would love to catch also, but I won't target them. If I should happen upon one or two, then right frickin' on:

Bonytail
Bluehead sucker
Colorado pikeminnow
Flannelmouth sucker
Gizzard shad
Humpback chub
Least chub
Northern leatherside chub
Razorback sucker
Roundtail chub
Southern leatherside chub
Virgin chub
Virgin spinedace
Woundfin
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No love fo da arctic grayling?

Head on up to smith and morehouse and get you some!
 
Hantlers said:
You don't see those near lakes or rivers too often. I think I'm gonna be ok.
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Lower fish creek is the only place o ever saw a badger
But ya it was a far ways from the river
 
E.J. Wells said:
I realized I forgot to mention the actual important goals...

Catch the following species in Utah, on a fly:
Sacramento Perch**
Tiger Musky
Walleye
Bear Lake White Fish**
Bonneville White Fish**
Bonneville Cisco**
Lake Trout
Burbot** (this will be the hardest, no doubt)
Talapia**
June Sucker** (second hardest, as it is on the Endangered Species list)
Kokanee Salmon
Tiger Trout
Splake
Grass Carp


** These fish are only found in one single body of water in the state, and thus, a pain in the *** to catch.

And that should pretty much do it. There are other endangered non-game fish that I would love to catch also, but I won't target them. If I should happen upon one or two, then right frickin' on:

Bonytail
Bluehead sucker
Colorado pikeminnow
Flannelmouth sucker
Gizzard shad
Humpback chub
Least chub
Northern leatherside chub
Razorback sucker
Roundtail chub
Southern leatherside chub
Virgin chub
Virgin spinedace
Woundfin
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whoa never knew fishies had such awesome names. virgin chub. bluehead sucker. heh.
das pretty cool mayne. fishin is relaxin. do u ever feel like fishin applies to other parts of ur life too bros? like there are plenty of fish in da sea, but until u find one, ur just sittin der, playing w/ ur rod.
 
My resolution is to kick Trouts *** in an MMA fight, after lifting hard for eight months.
 
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HeavenHarris said:
whoa never knew fishies had such awesome names. virgin chub. bluehead sucker. heh.
das pretty cool mayne. fishin is relaxin. do u ever feel like fishin applies to other parts of ur life too bros? like there are plenty of fish in da sea, but until u find one, ur just sittin der, playing w/ ur rod.
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Lol
 
bigb said:
My resolution is to kick Trouts *** in an MMA fight, after lifting hard for eight months.
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Why wait 8 months? You could probably kick his *** right now.
 
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