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NFL 2016 Season Thread

Saint Cy of JFC said:
Yeah, just like with MJ. MJ quit for 2 years but really the NBA was going to suspend him for gambling. The monster they created got to big and they tried to control him, but at the end of the day they looked in hte mirror and understood the way to make the most money was to keep feeding the monster they created.
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**Tinfoil hat alert**
 
fishonjazz said:
Lol.
So when do they suspend him next to create more stories and drama?
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Trust me, there is going to be a NFL Board Meeting to decide how the make Brady's retirement as entertaining as possible. My guess: They continue to play up the Trump/Brady friendship and further create him into a villain. Something like "Brady Agrees all Muslims Should be Eradicated in Recent Meeting w/ Trump" then the world freaks out and everyone calls to ban Brady. Then Brady fires back with a lawyer and the whole season he is fighting off rabid protest every Patriots game. Ratings go through roof.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Trust me, there is going to be a NFL Board Meeting to decide how the make Brady's retirement as entertaining as possible. My guess: They continue to play up the Trump/Brady friendship and further create him into a villain. Something like "Brady Agrees all Muslims Should be Eradicated in Recent Meeting w/ Trump" then the world freaks out and everyone calls to ban Brady. Then Brady fires back with a lawyer and the whole season he is fighting off rabid protest every Patriots game. Ratings go through roof.
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Then they hand him a few more super bowls doe.
 
You're right Cy. They planned Bledsoe getting hurt and the Tuck Rule game as well. Masterpiece if I can say so myself.


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fishonjazz said:
Then they hand him a few more super bowls doe.
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No, this is what is going to happen: Brady going to get to the Super Bowl and everyone is going to think he is this racist rich *******. Then Dak is going to come in and destroy him. Dak is multi-racial and humble, the perfect destroyer of Brady. It's going to be embarrassing too. Like 38-0 and they put Dak in to play OLB for a play or two and he sack Brady and dances over what will effectively be his grave.
 
It's incredible how blind some of the sheeple are in here. It's plain as day and a big reason why teh NFL is going to eventually fail unless Dak pulls a Neo and saves it.
 
White Chocolate said:
You're right Cy. They planned Bledsoe getting hurt and the Tuck Rule game as well. Masterpiece if I can say so myself.


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Dude, I'm just telling you, go back and look at the wild catch by Edelman. It's clear the ball hovers for a second above the ground, allowing for him to catch it. The NFL must have installed some kind of magnetic material in the pigskin and put magnets below the turf. Probably the reason why they had the roof closed so the moon couldnt interfere with the magnetic fields the NFL used to manipulate that play.
 
Cy is reading like Boris and Dutch rolled into one in this thread. Masterful troll job Cy.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Dude, I'm just telling you, go back and look at the wild catch by Edelman. It's clear the ball hovers for a second above the ground, allowing for him to catch it. The NFL must have installed some kind of magnetic material in the pigskin and put magnets below the turf. Probably the reason why they had the roof closed so the moon couldnt interfere with the magnetic fields the NFL used to manipulate that play.
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Wow, I feel dumb for even believing you were being serious. This gave it away.


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