Nicknames for the New Guys - 2022-23 Edition

[LogGrad98]

Walker, Kessler Ranger is outstanding, but somewhat long. Which I guess leads to Tex.

Walker "Texas" Kessler

Walk Hard

 

[whatthe]

Olynyk - Birkenstock
Dream Walker Kessler
Vando - Vando
Lauri - Finnisher
Gellato

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

I don’t know try these:
Beasley - Beasty Boy
Markkanen - Marky Mark
THT - The Reverend Horton Heat shortened to the Reverend
Olynyk - K.O. , Wild Thing or Brigham Young
Kessler - Texas Ranger, The Kessler Effect
(I’m cool with Young Bull for Sexton and V8 for Vanderbilt)

 

[David Hume]

Ochai Agbaji: King of the Bench!

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

The Kessler effect, also known as Kessler syndrome - Lernabit

Learn about The Kessler effect, also known as Kessler syndrome, by @aaron on Lernabit

lernabit.com

 

[Udidthizz]

Kelly Olynyk - the big O. Nobody remembers Oscar Robertson anyway.

Alternatively, the bigger O, medium sized O or the small o.
Clinical Olynykal. Puts on a clinic Olynyk.

 

[LogGrad98]

Ochai Agbaji: King of the Bench!

More like vassal, amirite?

 

[sahlensguy]

Lord Voldemort

Praise Markk amen

Holyfyk

 

[Eddie Zero]

Ochai Agbaji: King of the Bench!

Don't you mean trade bait? No reason to bench a rookie with his versatility off ball unless you are trying to save him from injuries.

 

[Agent#00]

Kelly Olynyk - the big O. Nobody remembers Oscar Robertson anyway.

Alternatively, the bigger O, medium sized O or the small o.
Clinical Olynykal. Puts on a clinic Olynyk.

Lord Ostertag want to talk to you

 

[fishonjazz]

I think Tex should stick for Kessler.
V-8 is pretty good for Vanderbilt since his motor is probably his best attribute. Vando of course works as well.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I have some new nicknames for Talen Horton Tucker

The Down Payment

Dr. Seuss (the Horton reference, plus his game is kind of Dr. Seussy in that it's hilarious, weird, unique, and amazing)