No BYU-Utah Rivalry Football Games in 2014 or 2015

[nightmare3983]

Not football related, but I figured it's as good a thread to bring it up as any:

I've got a buddy at work who's daughter attends BYU. About a year ago he told me there was a minor problem at BYU with some students going down to Vegas to get quickie marriges so they could have sex without breaking the honor code, then turning around and quickly annulling/divorcing and going on about their business. I found the story strange and not very believeable on a few levels, but the guy is LDS, and extremely pro-BYU so I couldn't really write it off as just a slanderous rumor either.

Urban legend? Silly rumor? Something that was actually happening? Can anybody please shed some light on this for me so I can finally sleep at night?

That sounds like an urban legend, but it could be true.

 

[TroutBum]

Not football related, but I figured it's as good a thread to bring it up as any:

I've got a buddy at work who's daughter attends BYU. About a year ago he told me there was a minor problem at BYU with some students going down to Vegas to get quickie marriges so they could have sex without breaking the honor code, then turning around and quickly annulling/divorcing and going on about their business. I found the story strange and not very believeable on a few levels, but the guy is LDS, and extremely pro-BYU so I couldn't really write it off as just a slanderous rumor either.

Urban legend? Silly rumor? Something that was actually happening? Can anybody please shed some light on this for me so I can finally sleep at night?

I don't doubt this for one single second. I actually know a guy who talked his then-girlfriend into butt-sex before marriage, and had her convinced that because it wasn't in the cooter, it didn't count. People will always do stupid things like this, not just some of the idiots at the Y.



*edited because "Butt-sex" and "In the cooter" is much classier than the actual medical definitions.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Are you secretly Max Hall?

Haters gonna hate.

I'm actually Lenny Gomes, but I go by Lenny Gregory.

Thanks for the pump dude.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm not quite sure why green stopped posting his awesome rants in this thread. I must say, I haven't enjoyed a thread this much in years.