Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
If there are, we all be dead.
He didn't fall? Inconceivable.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
.I donna suppose you could speed things up?
If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
That does put a damper on our relationship.
I officially hate this thread.
The best way to get negative rep on these boards is to bash Princess Bride. Tried and tested.
You should really watch Princess Bride. It's a total classic. So many quotable lines.
To the pain!
He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
Why won't my arms move?
You've been mostly-dead all day.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
...and of course:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.™
I'll try it.
Do you think that vizzini would be mad at me if I get the movie via piracy like torrents or etc?
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!
Westley: What are our liabilities?
Inigo Montoya: There is but one working castle gate, and... and it is guarded by 60 men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo Montoya: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think.
Westley: Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
I love this show!
Jazzspazz, did you ever watch A Christmas Story this year?
This thread has a serious lack of argument.
I have a new theory, when our team does well, testosterone levels drop and arguments suck.
This theory is in direct opposition to that other theory.
Which one is right?