I'll give it a go. I know that I have been forced to eat some crappy stuff at this get together and if I botch the recipe then it will be no different than what I am forced to deal with.
It's pretty easy.
Just beat chicken to no more than 1/4" thickness (very important). Salt and pepper it, dredge through beaten egg, coat with bread crumbs (I add parsley flakes and a little parmesan cheese to bread crumbs). Drop into skillet of med-high oil and fry until golden brown (doesn't take long). Remove onto paper towels, sprinkle a little lemon juice across the chicken, garnish with a lemon slice and sprinkle some parsley flakes. Serve.