*OFFICIAL* Poker night comentary thread

[TroutBum]

I apologize, it really did favor people who know how to play poker. I'm sorry. Not sure how to make it up to you.

PWNT.

Lol.

Also, +5,000 street credz for whoever's Jazz sweatshirt is hanging in the background.

It's about time you start giving me the credit I deserve, bitch.

My YES ESB...no one needs to love it. It will win another gold next year in the category I brew it for.

Maybe if you strained it through a diseased rhinoceros pizzle it might not taste like a used whiskey tampon.

I'm giving UGLI my subtle, "You're Number One, Bro" salute. I think he was over on a couch somewhere.

My back is ****ing killing me. Like I got tackled or something.

For those of you who don't know what happened, Bill Goldberg made an appearance last night and introduced PKM to his patented "Spear" from the front porch. It was impressive.

My wife's shirt she didn't wear........

I still can't believe you did that. If being Pimp paid the bills, you'd be rich. Wait a second...

 

[Dr. Jones]

Trout and pkm hugging (or something). Fishonjazz jealous.

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Love this pic, Jason. Thx for sharing.

 

[Gameface]

You should probably explain that this was the result of an impromptu wrestling match...

Well... started as a wrestling match that ended in somewhat of a draw between a 5'7" guy and a (guess) 6'2"+ guy. Next thing, big guy takes a 10 yard run and lunges into the chest of 5'7" guy.

I'm just glad no ribs were broken (were they?).

 

[Gameface]

Maybe next time we should just forget about the poker and have a parents are out of town style rager.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well... started as a wrestling match that ended in somewhat of a draw between a 5'7" guy and a (guess) 6'2"+ guy. Next thing, big guy takes a 10 yard run and lunges into the chest of 5'7" guy.

I'm just glad no ribs were broken (were they?).

Who was the 6'2 guy? Fishon or Trout?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well... started as a wrestling match that ended in somewhat of a draw between a 5'7" guy and a (guess) 6'2"+ guy. Next thing, big guy takes a 10 yard run and lunges into the chest of 5'7" guy.

I'm just glad no ribs were broken (were they?).

Maybe next time we should just forget about the poker and have a parents are out of town style rager.

That's what me and the wifey did..

 

[fishonjazz]

Well... started as a wrestling match that ended in somewhat of a draw between a 5'7" guy and a (guess) 6'2"+ guy. Next thing, big guy takes a 10 yard run and lunges into the chest of 5'7" guy.

I'm just glad no ribs were broken (were they?).

For the record.... pkm and I were up on the porch, then pkm grabbed me and threw me off the porch..... I like roughhousing win or lose.... so tell pkm wife that once he gets off the concrete and away from innocent bystanders and no drink in hand that I shall tackle him in retaliation for him throwing me off the porch.
She went to get her camera ready and I saw pkm was in a perfect spot where I could tackle him while at the same time minimize pain or injury to him.
So I went for the tackle but not at full power and I tackled him.

He kinda took exception to that and decided he wanted to do some mulch wrestling
So we wrestled for a bit till we got tired.

Then ugli said "I don't want anyone to tackle me" which meant that he did want to be tackled apparently because pkm promptly tackled ugli, and then I dog piled on em.

I definately escalated things more than neccessary and I apologized for being a dick

 

[Dr. Jones]

For the record.... pkm and I were up on the porch, then pkm grabbed me and threw me off the porch..... I like roughhousing win or lose.... so tell pkm wife that once he gets off the concrete and away from innocent bystanders and no drink in hand that I shall tackle him in retaliation for him throwing me off the porch.
She went to get her camera ready and I saw pkm was in a perfect spot where I could tackle him while at the same time minimize pain or injury to him.
So I went for the tackle but not at full power and I tackled him.

He kinda took exception to that and decided he wanted to do some mulch wrestling
So we wrestled for a bit till we got tired.

Then ugli said "I don't want anyone to tackle me" which meant that he did want to be tackled apparently because pkm promptly tackled ugli, and then I dog piled on em.

I definately escalated things more than neccessary and I apologized for being a dick

It's all kind of fuzzy to me.. I only remember bits and pieces. Sounds like a ton o' fun tho!

 

[fishonjazz]

It's all kind of fuzzy to me.. I only remember bits and pieces. Sounds like a ton o' fun tho!

Ya it was fun.... I'm wierd that when I'm drinking I can start to get kinda rough and I mean it in a totally nice fun way.... I also like when I get tackled or punched by my friends all in good fun.

When I was growing in high school I had a good group of friends and we always like to punch each other (not in the face or nothin) and wrestle and I kinda never grew out of itd

 

[fishonjazz]

Ambien xomin on pretty strong now and must be to work at 6 tomorrow so I have to go to bed.

But want to say sorry to pkm about the tackle and I hope you don't like me any less because of it

 

[Dr. Jones]

Ambien xomin on pretty strong now and must be to work at 6 tomorrow so I have to go to bed.

But want to say sorry to pkm about the tackle and I hope you don't like me any less because of it

I had a blast and didn't even remember being tackled... I thought I was the aggressor to each tackle.
Beside, it would be unpossible for me to like you any less.

 

[fishonjazz]

I had a blast and didn't even remember being tackled... I thought I was the aggressor to each tackle.
Beside, it would be unpossible for me to like you any less.

Thank you I think.
Unpossible to like me any less, cause you already like me in such a low amount lol.

I'm just glad we are good, I had no bad intentions all, I just thought it would be fun and funny..... I didn't want your back to be hurt or your clothes to be grass stained.
Btw I heard that gameface found a broken sprinkler from last night which probably happened during one of the tackles..... maybe that's why your back hurt