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Jan vesey to Denver, miller to Washington, maynor and second round picks to Philly.

So far, the Sixers have reportedly acquired Eric Maynor, Henry Sims and Earl Clark and four second-round draft picks
 
Sounds like it is finally official...Neal and Ridinour to Charlotte for Ramon Sessions and Jeff Adrien.
 
Trade Grades:

Cyrone Torbin: A-
As Spycam1 mentioned, the one way to improve this trade for Torbin would have been to demand no less than King Size Snickers. Still, Cyrone will benefit from increased caloric intake during class, possibly leading to higher test score percentage. The undersold value of this trade is that Cyrone will not get caught acting unlike himself later today, and when he is sitting in class, and wondering why he can't go anywhere for a while, he can grab a snickers.

Lidney Sowe (Cyrone Torbin's roomie): A+
At face value, this was a calorie dump for Lidney Sowe, but let's look a little deeper into this trade. Lidney has long been planning on buying a bag of delicious buttery popcorn to eat while watching the ice dancing finals rerun from the olympics, but recently found out that, due to his unpaid tax bill, he would not be able to purchase the popcorn. With this trade, Sowe is able to accomplish his goal of butter fingers, as well as apply about $0.89 to his tax bill from the saved popcorn expenditure.

Lmao



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