Official UofU homer thread

[Saint Cy of JFC]

So you met the hottest Asian girl of your life, but being 20 years old is that big of a turnoff?

Right.

I mean, if you are older than 30 I guess I understand, but aren't you pretty young?

 

[Gameface]

Too young for a relationship and too young for fun are two different things.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Too young for a relationship and too young for fun are two different things.

I'm sure all the girls in Provo, Utah are looking for kind of "fun" you are hinting towards.

 

[Gameface]

I'm sure all the girls in Provo, Utah are looking for kind of "fun" you are hinting towards.

You'd probably be surprised.

 

[green]

So I was wearing my SC hat around Provo this morning...and some girl sneaks up behind me and says, "Nice hat!".....I turn around.....and the hottest Asian girl I've ever seen is giving me the USC Fight On sign. Just a beautiful sight all around. If that isn't foreshadowing SC by 3 touchdowns at least, I don't know what possibly could.

Stories like this, me and 20 year olds end much, much differently brah.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Stories like this, me and 20 year olds end much, much differently brah.

A 911 call and a restraining order?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Stories like this, me and 20 year olds end much, much differently brah.

Your wife beats you up with her purse?

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Thank god Duck Rodgers predicted a USC win.

 

[Gameface]

Thank god Duck Rodgers predicted a USC win.

That alone probably moved the Vegas line back in favor of the Utes.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Holy **** Covey!!!


What a great answer.

 

[Chris-L]

Covey. Legit.

 

[Chris-L]

Dimmick is a beast. Also, he looks like a fat Leonardo Dicaprio.