Offseason Report Card - Utah Jazz [via NBA.com]

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Caplan is NOT a beautiful woman. She is creepy and domineering at best. Besides, her headlights are crooked, yo! It would be like looking at Tracy McGrady... You wouldn't know which one to look at!

 

[Jazz4ever]

Caplan is NOT a beautiful woman. She is creepy and domineering at best. Besides, her headlights are crooked, yo! It would be like looking at Tracy McGrady... You wouldn't know which one to look at!

 

[[size/HUGE] boobs [/size]]

Here is Caplan:

She accepts ice bucket challenge before foto shoots?

Beautiful woman.


I'm just gonna go with whatever she has to say about the Jazz.

She accepts ice buckets challenge before foto shoots?

 

[fishonjazz]

So kind of you to provide relevant commentary on the contents of the article.

She's not the author.

Teh wet blanket has arrived...... fun over guys

 

[spycam1]

She's not the author.

Holy lolz

 

[♪alt13]

Caplan is NOT a beautiful woman. She is creepy and domineering at best. Besides, her headlights are crooked, yo! It would be like looking at Tracy McGrady... You wouldn't know which one to look at!

I'm sure that you are way out of her league.

Dork

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

She's not the author.

Sometimes I wonder about u??

Caplan is NOT a beautiful woman. She is creepy and domineering at best. Besides, her headlights are crooked, yo! It would be like looking at Tracy McGrady... You wouldn't know which one to look at!

Wut?

Thanks shallow Hal

 

[One Brow]

Teh wet blanket has arrived...... fun over guys

Odd how you can't continue to have fun when there is a "wet blanket" around.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Odd how you can't continue to have fun when there is a "wet blanket" around.

I think you're confusing it with a "wet t-shirt."

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

I bet Caplan is a Jazz fan, that is an awfully generous grade & report.

Frontcourt: B
Backcourt: A-
Defense: C-
Bench: C
Coaching: B

I'm going to ask Caplan to recompute my college GPA. Maybe he can somehow find an overall "B+" in there too.

 

[One Brow]

I think you're confusing it with a "wet t-shirt."

I continue to have fun around either one.

 

[Safetydan]

I continue to have fun around either one.

This thread pleases me.