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Oh and I just wanted an excuse to post this....


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Even if you were able to land his daughter, you damn well better refer to him as "Mr. Stockton" or "Sir" at all times. You don't get to call the all-time assists and steals leader "Dad".

The only time I would refer to him as "Dad" would be if he ordered me to. Otherwise he would be known as "The Great One", "Mr. Stockton" or "Sir" every single time I saw him. Or I would just be too afraid to actually speak to him. They're all viable options.
 
The only thing you should be concerned about is pumping out as many males as possible.

You are guaranteed at least 1 small time college player.
 
Hantlers, the entire board is ****ing pulling for you.



Do it for Jazzfanz. Please. You successfully wheeling Stock's daughter will be re-told to my grandchildren 60 years from now, ad-nauseum.
 
Hell, I would even change my last name to Stockton if that's what it takes. I'm gonna make this happen.
 
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