oh teh internet

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I laughed really hard. Enjoy.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/man-goes-to-magic-the-gathering-tournament-poses-next-to-but

 

[PearlWatson]

This cracks me up but it would be better if the poser didn't have man boobs and a 200 pound belly.

 

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This cracks me up but it would be better if the poser didn't have man boobs and a 200 pound belly.

why?

 

[Bawse Dawg]

I think they weigh everyone before they are admitted. If you don't break the scale, no admittance.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I think they weigh everyone before they are admitted. If you don't break the scale, no admittance.

I'm sure it's a strong mix of extremely skinny and extremely fat people.

 

[Harambe]

I'm sure it's a strong mix of extremely skinny and extremely fat people.

Nailed it.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Nailed it.

So..... you skinny, or fat? Not judging, just curious.

 

[Harambe]

So..... you skinny, or fat? Not judging, just curious.

I'm on the fat side, unfortunately. Not huge, but I could use to lose a few pounds.

That being said, I don't contribute to the stereotype, as I own no magic cards myself.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I'm on the fat side, unfortunately. Not huge, but I could use to lose a few pounds.

That being said, I don't contribute to the stereotype, as I own no magic cards myself.

Ah.... sorry. Thought you were in the know or something.

 

[Harambe]

Ah.... sorry. Thought you were in the know or something.

Just because I don't own magic cards doesn't mean I've never been to a tourney, or a gameshop on a Saturday afternoon.

This girl I was really good friends with in high school had a brother who placed 2nd place in the state at a competition back in the Magic hayday. I went for moral support, and it was the most bipolar people meeting experience of my life. No matter who you met they'd fit into two categories, two of me would be one of them or one of them would be two of me.

 

[AtheistPreacher]

Nice. I approve.

My brother and I were into Magic briefly in high school but we just played it for fun, never did tournaments or anything. Within the past few years my brother actually got back into a bit because his girlfriend enjoys it.

 

[TroutBum]

I have wanted to learn how to play for years. Unfortunately, there isn't a soul in my circle of friends/family that would be caught dead even talking about it. Tools.

 

[Harambe]

I have wanted to learn how to play for years. Unfortunately, there isn't a soul in my circle of friends/family that would be caught dead even talking about it. Tools.

Had you not moved south, I could have hooked you up with a whole damn community of hippies that would just die to get stoned and whoop your butt.