Onion article of man that went to same high school as Gordon Hayward

[The Blue Elephant]

https://www.theonion.com/articles/fascinating-man-went-to-same-high-school-as-profes,37849/

 

[Zulu]

Biology!!!!

 

[jope]

lol, isn't the story that Gordon was regular-sized through high-school?

 

[Jamezz]

lol, isn't the story that Gordon was regular-sized through high-school?

What are we talking about here?

 

[Just Ted]

This is my favorite article to date on Jazzfanz. Just tremendous.

 

[Gobzilla]

Terrible...just terrible. And yes, I know this is a fake news website.

 

[LogGrad98]

Great now I am going to be reading the Onion all day.

:/

 

[Grandpa Jazz]

This thread can be categorized in one appropriate word. DROSS! Please help stamp out dross!

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

What are we talking about here?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

lol, isn't the story that Gordon was regular-sized through high-school?

I'm sure The Onion would find this lack of fact checking very concerning, better email them pronto.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Somewhat related, I had an English class with Lance Allred (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Allred) in college. I'm 5'5", and the 6'11" D-bag had the nerve to sit behind me. I look down at my back pack once and was surprised to see four legs instead of two.

 

[freakazoid]

^Name dropper