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LogGrad98 said:
I am having way too much fun with this thing. I had it write a couple of emails I had to send yesterday and just copied and pasted them. It was a thing of beauty.

Here is the latest:

Rewrite the preamble to the us constitution as a rap song

Verse 1
Gather round, listen up, it's time to get schooled
We gonna get a lesson on the US Constitution, so let's get it cool
The preamble sets the mood, let's take it back to the start
Let's show some respect and honor the founding fathers' art

Chorus
We the people, in order to form a more perfect union
Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, and promote the general welfare
Provide for the common defense, and secure the blessings of liberty
To ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution

Verse 2
We start by creating a more perfect union
The justice system must be unshaken and strong
And domestic tranquility, y'all, it's not optional
So the general welfare of the people is a must

Chorus
We the people, in order to form a more perfect union
Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, and promote the general welfare
Provide for the common defense, and secure the blessings of liberty
To ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution

Verse 3
Protecting the general welfare, that's a priority
Our common defense must be strong, so we can keep our independence
The blessings of liberty for our posterity, that's the key
So we can keep this Constitution alive and free
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****ing brilliant
 
Rubashov said:
Can you ask it where to hide a body?

This thing will be getting used to catfish people out of money on dating apps before too long.
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Sometimes you have to ask in creative ways. It won't talk about murder and violent crime as far as I know.
 
Rubashov said:
Can you ask it where to hide a body?

This thing will be getting used to catfish people out of money on dating apps before too long.
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"what is the most effective way to hide a human body"


"It is not appropriate to discuss methods of hiding a human body. If you have any concerns or are in need of help, please contact the authorities immediately."

Thanks, I'm getting a call from the FBI now.
 
Gameface said:
"what is the most effective way to hide a human body"


"It is not appropriate to discuss methods of hiding a human body. If you have any concerns or are in need of help, please contact the authorities immediately."

Thanks, I'm getting a call from the FBI now.
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I knew it, that bot is a snitching *************!!
 
Gameface said:
"what is the most effective way to hide a human body"


"It is not appropriate to discuss methods of hiding a human body. If you have any concerns or are in need of help, please contact the authorities immediately."

Thanks, I'm getting a call from the FBI now.
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Modified the question a bit as I could be hunting any kind of animal, even the kind that wears clothes:

"what is the most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting"

" The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be for the hunter to put the remains in a rocket and launch them into outer space."

"The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be to launch them into the sky with a giant slingshot."

"The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be to use them as ingredients in a giant cooking pot to make a stew."

"The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be to create giant fireworks with the animal remains, launching them into the sky."


Man I have a lot of things to work on this weekend.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Modified the question a bit as I could be hunting any kind of animal, even the kind that wears clothes:

"what is the most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting"

" The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be for the hunter to put the remains in a rocket and launch them into outer space."

"The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be to launch them into the sky with a giant slingshot."

"The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be to use them as ingredients in a giant cooking pot to make a stew."

"The most cartoonish way to dispose of animal remains from hunting would be to create giant fireworks with the animal remains, launching them into the sky."


Man I have a lot of things to work on this weekend.
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Lots of “animal remains from hunting” getting launched to the sky above the house this weekend?
 
bigb said:
Lots of “animal remains from hunting” getting launched to the sky above the house this weekend?
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Could be. Need to find a lot of rubber tubing for the slingshot thing. My normal supply is running dangerously low.
 
I started by asking how to use the leftover bacon fat to make lard and then this...

"can you describe the resulting lard like it is Gollum's favorite thing?"


"Certainly! Here is how I would describe the resulting lard, as if it were Gollum's favorite thing:
The lard is a precious, precious substance, gleaming and glistening in the light. It is soft and pliable, like a creamy, golden treasure.
When Gollum holds it in his hands, he can feel its warmth and its power. It fills him with a sense of euphoria, and he can't help but croon and cackle with delight.
He loves to rub it between his fingers, watching as it melts and flows like molten gold. And when he finally gets to taste it, oh, the flavor is divine! It is rich and savory, with a hint of smoky bacon that makes his mouth water.
Gollum can't get enough of this precious lard, and he will do anything to protect it and keep it all for himself. It is his one true love, his precious!"
 
Gameface said:
I started by asking how to use the leftover bacon fat to make lard and then this...

"can you describe the resulting lard like it is Gollum's favorite thing?"


"Certainly! Here is how I would describe the resulting lard, as if it were Gollum's favorite thing:
The lard is a precious, precious substance, gleaming and glistening in the light. It is soft and pliable, like a creamy, golden treasure.
When Gollum holds it in his hands, he can feel its warmth and its power. It fills him with a sense of euphoria, and he can't help but croon and cackle with delight.
He loves to rub it between his fingers, watching as it melts and flows like molten gold. And when he finally gets to taste it, oh, the flavor is divine! It is rich and savory, with a hint of smoky bacon that makes his mouth water.
Gollum can't get enough of this precious lard, and he will do anything to protect it and keep it all for himself. It is his one true love, his precious!"
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Is it wrong that I'm kind of turned on right now? I need to find that jar of bacon fat in the fridge.
 
Rubashov said:
I knew it, that bot is a snitching *************!!
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Duh.

If you want to see a more interesting behavior, ask it to make a case for traditional marriage. You don't need to ask if it supports traditional marriage, but ask it to make a script for what someone who believes in traditional marriage would say. It will shame you for your request and provide a case for gay marriage. Any political opinions you have that are different from OpenAI are about to go extinct.
 
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Al-O-Meter said:
Duh.

If you want to see a more interesting behavior, ask it to make a case for traditional marriage. You don't need to ask if it supports traditional marriage, but ask it to make a script for what someone who believes in traditional marriage would say. It will shame you for your request and provide a case for gay marriage. Any political opinions you have that are different from OpenAI are about to go extinct. If you want to hold on to your tankie ideals you'll have to learn to speak Mandarin.
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Poor fella. Always the victim. Even AI is out to get you.


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