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[Deleted member 95]

Or as they spell it, Heyward (No chance someone like heyward is looking at this team thinking he wants to be a part of it.)

As if Gordon was ready to sign with Houston, but might change his mind after this little hiccup!

Haywood is my personal favorite.

"using your expiring assets to add depth to the squad rocks the boat too violently and may destroy our delicately balanced beamed cakk bakk" - me