Payton wants JSlo's Jobby job?

[UB]

HandlogtensMissingPallet.

Every time I look at his picture, I cry a bit.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

AdemolaOkulajaademolaokulaja

 

[UB]

Yeah, I was really confused when I saw that guy's name on a Jazz jersey, while I was looking for Ben Handlogten pics. I think I see Collins, Arroyo, Okulajala, and B-Handy scoping DeShawn as he flexes.

 

[Hopper]

Wait, Ain't, I thought you was one of us who thought so? You always cracked me up with the "Eat it, Christina" line!

Well, Nutt, ya know, I used to be kinda a Williams homer. But he didn't even answer my email axxin for 2 million dollars, so to hell with that fool, I figure.

 

[PadgettsPumpFake]

I am really glad my handle has been a moderate hit, cause i have had some real stinkers on this board over the years.

 

[Hopper]

I don't think anybody in the NBA could guard him right now. The only one is maybe Derek Fisher, because he knows how to do that.

Yeah, right, eh?

EXHIBIT 1

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EXHIBIT 4

I rest my case.

 

[Sean]

dido

*****

 

[Sean]

*****

Lame...

It rhymed with kill-d'oh. ha

 

[pbash]

I'm changing my name


keefesfadeaway

How bout Maloneskarateschool

 

[pbash]

AdemolaOkulajaademolaokulaja

Are you sure you spelled that correctly

 

[Hopper]

EXHIBIT 2

I like this one, because it really shows how much Deron deceives with his radical fakes when he's jukin. He first fakes like he gunna drive to the hoop (which he, but only he, knows he is), but in order to lull Odom to sleep (Fisher don't even count) he first gives another very convincing fake that he gunna circle around to the top of the key, or sumthin, reinforcing the idea that the first feint to the rack was all just bluff.


Then, WAMMO! A behind the back pass to himself with a quick change of direction and Odom is toast.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Are you sure you spelled that correctly

Look at UB's significance of nature.