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Please for the Love of God No More Steve Brown

The next time Bolerjack has a 'hammers in the jumper' or 'hammers in the layup' I will yell BOLERRRRRRRRRR. Note the layup in question was soft teardrop. The only shot that can be hammered in is a slam dunk. ARGH.

I admit Booner has his faults but I never feel like he is just an idiotic talking head. He usually points some something interesting.

I don't like Harpring as an announcer. The next time talks about fouling hard like it is good defense, the intelligence police should fine him $10.
 
Vermin said:
Locke's lust for Snyder is embarrassing. He is obviously trying to pine for a seat next to him. I shut the podcast off everytime when he starts pretending he is Pelton and begins panting over snyder. unbearable.
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It's become unbearable.
 
I just want Hot Rod back... I'd even take a guy who was some sort of impersonator.

Steve Brown makes me want Boler back... And I can't stand Boler. How flipping hard is it to find someone who knows basketball and won't make me want to claw my eyes out.

I really like David Locke on Tip Off and the radio... when he gets annoying you can just shut him off. His play by play isn't fantastic, but I'd take him over Boler and Brown... he'll at least know who the players are even if he can't pronounce their names.
 
b_line said:
Jailhouse rim rocker is a common Locke phrase. It also sounds like it would be a common phrase after shower hour at the penitentiary.
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Gameface said:
Jailhouse rim rocker...I don't think I want one of those.
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If boler asked you if you wanted one, in that silky-sweet smooth voice of his, I don't think anyone would be able to turn him down
 
fishonjazz said:
If boler asked you if you wanted one, in that silky-sweet smooth voice of his, I don't think anyone would be able to turn him down
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You know he'd hammer it down too!
 
Qman said:
The next time Bolerjack has a 'hammers in the jumper' or 'hammers in the layup' I will yell BOLERRRRRRRRRR. Note the layup in question was soft teardrop. The only shot that can be hammered in is a slam dunk. ARGH.

I admit Booner has his faults but I never feel like he is just an idiotic talking head. He usually points some something interesting.

I don't like Harpring as an announcer. The next time talks about fouling hard like it is good defense, the intelligence police should fine him $10.
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Hard fouls are a part of good defense. It's pretty far down on the list of importance and comes with some caveats (you have to know WHEN it is of value, and don't get a flagrant), but if you're going to intentionally foul to prevent a basket, you might as well actually prevent them from scoring and shake them up a little.
 
I have no idea what Steve Brown did to get the jobs he has, and I fear what he does to keep them.

I think I've said too much.
 
The weird thing about Brownie is that he hasn't declined or become more senile. He's always been shockingly bad. I guess he thinks that fake tan makes up for it. And, ****, can someone get him a suit that doesn't look like it's from Mr. Mac's big and tall section? Jesus.
 
nvm

Mr. Mac is the one place Brownie can go and get treated like a celebrity. Good for him.
 
I kind of like Harpring even though he's cheesy as hell, and his constant friendly "bullying" of Boler start to get on my nerves around the start of the second quarter. The rest of the commentators are pretty bad and should probably be replaced by ex-basketball professionals. Steve Brown has been doing this for God knows how long, and he still sounds like someone just explained to him what basketball is right before the game.
 
I like Brown WAAAAY better than Boner, er, Boler.

"Hayward hammers down a 3!" Dude gets more wrong than right, and he does it all the time.

So Brown stammered a bit. I imagine you can get out of practice when all you do is fill in.
 
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