"Bad Lieutennant," with the Harv in it,
I much prefer this version:

There's also a bonus mystery for the viewers that's never explored in the main plotline: "Who ate Val Kilmer?"
"Bad Lieutennant," with the Harv in it,
ah reckon Hopper jest needs some Rodney Kin' type lovin' by th' autho'ities. Then he kin git togither wif Sharppon an' Jaksin as they will be willin' t'lissen t'his complaints an' cornsole him, dawgone it.
And I read your story, aint. I don't really get it. I tried to understand if there was a point, but couldn't really find one.