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Pope to Athiests; House party in heaven. You're invited

I support anything that trolls Fundamentalists. But I support it in the way that I'd support a bake sale for, like, Mother's Against Constipation. Glad it's happening somewhere out there.
 
As long as we're making senseless comparisons I just thought I'd mention that I'm a much better skier than the pope. Makes me proud. Pretty sure that Fish is a better drinker than the pope. Woohoo!!! Eenie Meenie might be better at stalking people, though I'm not sure about that. Thriller is way better at freaking out over conservative ideas. Siro is legit smarter than the pope, especially when it comes to stuff that is provable. Dal is better at putting on skinny jeans. We are pretty much cumulatively better than the pope at nearly everything except for riding around in the pope-mobile and doing other stuff associated with actually being a pope.
 
NAOS said:
I support anything that trolls Fundamentalists. But I support it in the way that I'd support a bake sale for, like, Mother's Against Constipation. Glad it's happening somewhere out there.
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Are you saying the Pope is a Fundamentalist or that he is trolling fundamentalists?
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
As long as we're making senseless comparisons I just thought I'd mention that I'm a much better skier than the pope. Makes me proud. Pretty sure that Fish is a better drinker than the pope. Woohoo!!! Eenie Meenie might be better at stalking people, though I'm not sure about that. Thriller is way better at freaking out over conservative ideas. Siro is legit smarter than the pope, especially when it comes to stuff that is provable. Dal is better at putting on skinny jeans. We are pretty much cumulatively better than the pope at nearly everything except for riding around in the pope-mobile and doing other stuff associated with actually being a pope.
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I thought you'd rep your talents for motivational speaking -- especially with respect to economic truths and how they wow @ Life. Or maybe the Pope is just better at that than you?
 
Stoked said:
I'm going to enjoy watching you blow your top when we are in heaven.
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You seem too sure of yourself. He said atheists can go to heaven, not Mormons!

Wait, are you even Mormon?
 
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