Quick Question #4: Should I post better, or should I crank it up a notch?

[Fishsticks]

So gross just left. Want my vegas back.

 

[The Midnight]

What do these options mean?

I vote for crank it down a notch (mostly, destroy your keyboard). Give people some space instead of smothering them with constant polling and endless quote notifications (you are annoying, please don't quote this). Just give them some time apart from you and maybe you'll be more appreciated (eight million new members join JFC). Your ubiquitousness has really soured your image on the board and many are starting to only see your inferior traits as a poster (Darwin sure is a bitch). But by being patient and not pressing, people will begin to see some of those qualities of kkk posting that we take for granted (racism, 3rd grade humor, smelliness, et al.), and you will be welcomed back with open arms (lolzer).

Where is the sarcasm?

A) Parenthetical ramblings

B) Non-parenthetical ramblings

Spoiler

They're both sarcastic. I'm firmly in the middle.

Couldn't you have just PM'd me that?

 

[The Midnight]

So gross just left. Want my vegas back.

Good decision bro, didn't look promising.

 

[8]

Couldn't you have just PM'd me that?

Seems on topic to me; answers the OP's ?.

 

[addictionary]

https://imgur.com/a/wrIds

 

[The Midnight]

Seems on topic to me; answers the OP's ?.

The OP, if I recall correctly, only requests that you vote, no?

 

[Harambe]

Just suck less. It'll be fine.

 

[The Midnight]

OK, so the poll results suggests I should "Post Better".



Fine, I'll oblige. Boy, you guys are B-O-R-I-N-G.