Quotes from 76ers' forums-"Clarkson is like if steph curry was even better at shooting"

[Hedda Gambler]

Man Furk looks BEAT. Like 47 year old unemployed alcoholic on divorce number 3 BEAT.

That one hit uncomfortably close to home.

 

[Stars Fan]

"Everyone on Utah is a shooter. Must be nice."

It is, isn't it!

Great work JA, thanks a million.

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[LogGrad98]

Jordan Clarkson bombing on us from the second unit is going to give us so much shotcreation envy.

Prescient

Rudy Gobert is the worst defender I've ever seen that people think is good.

How about now?

Clarkson isn’t going to miss is he

Nope

Clarkson adding the three to his game made him ungardable. Before, he was just a spazzy driver. Now he's hitting 3+ threes a game ontop of being a spazzy driver and nobody knows how to guard him.

This guy gets it

Looking at the box score, the Jazz only shot 9/24 = 37% from three but it felt like they were shooting 80% while watching.

Yeah, it's a mind-**** now. The league just fully expects to get Jingled.

Do NOT​

speak ill of Jingles. He is the most underrated player in the league.

This guy gets it too.

What a random **** night for freaking Jordan clarkson

This guy does not get it. Doesn't watch basketball apparently.

If Embiid was playing Jazz would’ve been done they got lucky

Might be the truth. Would have definitely been a different game. Funny thing is they don't realize we didn't really play that well.

Good news is the rest of the East is slumping too.

And have been for what, 2 decades now?

Do the Jazz have the best bench ever or something? Unreal

Yes

bad news for the jazz is that they need 40 from jordan clarkson to beat a team without their best player

And missing our 3rd best player, and with our main guys in a minor shooting slump. They were lucky we weren't firing on all cylinders or we would have pasted them by 30.

too bad the jazz are shooting literally 200% from 3

Feels that way sometimes, doesn't it?

 

[FalseFlagg K]

???

Lol Bogey has middle aged white dude serial killer written all over him.

 

[Hekate]

this guy doesn't get it...

The thing is Simmons had a career high, Clarkson didn't.

 

[Ellipse]

Lol Bogey has middle aged white dude serial killer written all over him.

Thank god we can still make fun of middle-aged white men. Funny is funny.

 

[KM32MVP]

I always wonder if other teams’ boards are wise to our “quotes from...” threads and get pissed at the joy we take from their lifeless corpses? I could legit see them warning each other not to wallow on the board to avoid being put on blast.

 

[Jazzmix]

If there was no uniform policy in the NBA, Ingles would definitely play in a pair of light gray Hanes sweatpants that he used scissors to make into shorts.

Lol

 

[kabenac]

Philly fans are miserable people.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

We’ve dropped 42 on a vaunted Jazz defense in the first, and we’re STILL only up by single-digits. This team is tough but the media won’t give them their due bc they’re so busy sucking off the Lakers and Clippers like usual. Am I talking about the Sixers or the Jazz? Yes.

This may be the truest statement of the night!
Thanks again JA

 

[enchilada_style]

"How would Blake Griffin look on the sixers? Doesn't he have a nice mid range game and decent 3pt %?"

Sad times

 

[jaytulao]

"The jazz team is comprised of 8 steph currys and gobert apparently"

Seems like half of the 6ers posters get it, half totally don't and are still living on the Ben Simmons ROY dream.