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Pre-game
We better win or else!
Nursing home vs. Homeless shelter
What’s stopping this team from winning it all?
I'm so ****ing excited to watch clippers basketball again
Jazz starting lineup looks tall as ****
First Half
jesus this clippers defense is terrible
These Caucasians can hoop
What’s Kawhi doing there? Though playing for the Clippers was his no show job.
He took everyone talking about him not planting trees to heart. He will now be a tree on the court.
Outclassed by the Utah Jazz
We look so damn small compared to the Jazz
Kawhi has been absolutely awful so far. He’s singlehandedly responsible for like 6 Utah points and has a miss and a TO already.
jazz are playing like 4 guys that are all atleast 6'8. we're too small for this lineup bruh
I could understand if Utah was nailing difficult looks and say that they'd eventually regress to the mean. But the reality is that they're getting warm up shots due to the poor rotations and lack of effort on our part.
Walker Kessler making 3s okay bro
Are we gonna lose to the ****in jazz?
Holy **** this is a nightmare right
No movement, no defense, no speed, no control over the ball - straight ***
Jazz on pace to score 180 points…
Finally we score again
Clippers are too small and too slow.
WTF is going on? Are we good? Are the clippers ***? Did the Tusky blessing extend to the jazz? So many questions...
lol this game didn’t even last 5 minutes. Clippers are a steaming pile of doo doo
19-43 jazz leading ????
Is this score real? Wtf is happening
Is kawhi waiting for the direct deposit to hit or what?
It’s only 1/2 of the first game of the season but I had the Clips as a dark horse finals team. Embarrassing start
I haven’t been watching this but, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE JAZZ ARE PUTTING BELT TO *** ON THE CLIPPERS?
I mean it's understandable. Old people need more time to warm up. Too bad for the old people that the first quarter still counts.
wtf is this score, Jazz stop tanking?
Did the Clippers need more vitamins and prune juice before the big game?
Walter Clayton is legit. He got passed up in the draft because of his hight, but the dude can play!
Jazz shooting 69.4% from the floor; 55% from 3
LOL imagine being down 31 and giving up 78 to the Jazz in a half.
I was watching the sixers game, what the **** is going on with the clippers???
I just LOLed seeing the score and the fact that Clippers aren’t missing anyone
This is the healthiest and freshest they'll be all season lol
I was just looking on my sports app and this score stuck out. 72% from the field in the first half? Just tap out already
Everyone talking **** about the Clippers... where's the real fans that see Utah, of all teams, is shooting 72% and running the floor like they're the 2017 Warriors! That's the real story here
Is bringing Beal in to your roster the most cursed option in the NBA?
I was downvoted to oblivion the other day for pointing out the oldest team in the league last year added another 3 players that raised the bar when it comes to making them even older (average age top to bottom is 33.2 years old) and less dynamic. It’s only game 1 but holy **** they literally can’t keep up out there lol
Dafuq is happening in this game
I saw the score and couldn't believe it.
I think the Clippers are going to burn a lot of games confirming what a lot of people suspected - Beal isn't a natural fit next to Harden and Kawhi, they're too small if they don't start Collins, and they're going to have to bring Beal off the bench.
this is the greed they talk about in the bible
“Clayton” is taking heat checks what is going on
NBA is back! And were getting demolished by a mother****ing Jazz!!
we're not even getting into any actual offense bro it's just pick and pop lopez. Chris Paul looks 73. we don't have a single pg that can run offense or play defense at the same time
Getting smoked by Svi Mykhailiuk lmao, these guys have zero shame
37 point Jazz lead. Just as we all expected
I love our play by play guys. Keeping it funny. “Clippers on a 2-17 run”
STAY OUT ON THE SHOOTERS THEYRE SHOOTING 80 ****ing percent
Get this **** to 15 or less by halftime and we have a shot. They can’t keep hitting every shot.
Wow I mean honestly it's not like our defense is THAT BAD but they are making everything
47 points in a half... in a modern basketball.. with Kawhi and James Harden... vs the Jazz
defense is off the menu boys
Kawhi is so insanely insanely washed it's just sad at this point
of course, there's 5 other guys on the roster who are too, but Kawhi can barely move out there anymore
The idea that we should take last year's team but like make it older is/was crazy.
who woulda thought going all in on an old, slow team in today's uber-athletic NBA could have turned out like this
Been a Clipper fan for 30+ and that might be one of the worst halfs ever seen em play.
Amazing job by Jazz. They are really playing great. This Clipper team though…
Jazz is the current #1 in the power ranking
Kawhi ur nba days are over, go back to planting trees my guy
Can someone who is watching the game explain WTF is going on
Do these guys hate each other??
It actually got worse from here. Turnovers: 9 Field goals: 8 Utah leads Clippers 43-19 after first quarter.
I was actually excited and by halftime I’m already questioning why I was cursed into Clippers fandom. The Jazz? 78 points?
lol oldest team in the league vs one of the youngest. Getting ran out the gym. Shoulda blew the team up last season and got what you could for the old vets . bring in a new young couch with young players make it fun . This is not fun to watch.
I just tuned in a while ago, I thought the game was at 7 pm so imagine my reaction when the first thing I saw when I tuned in was this f*cking score!
Second Half
The Clippers are finding moral victories early in this one.
Wow, some of these guys are ancient.
Yall continue to break my heart I hate you so much
They'll wake up around halftime and comeback, usually they do this on noon games
Get this under 10 by the 3rd and we are winning
If we went on a 30-0 run, we'd be down by 7
We're bad against big teams and we're bad against young teams. Utah is both big and young, so perhaps this really is as bad it can get for us?
Those 10 seconds we cut the lead under 30 were fun! And of course offensive rebound annnnnnd its gone
Post-Game
What an absolute dog s*** f****** n.B a team, you guys should be f****** embarrassed.Losing to the utahJazz is badly as you did f*** y**
man russ you cost clippers the game again. oh wait y’all can’t use that excuse anymore
Supposed finals contenders get bent over by a g league team
this was a clipper catastrophe by every measure of judgment
Deepest bench got bitched by a lottery team
Them YN’s cooked y’all old legs
Was hyped and stayed up to watch the season debut just for them to get clapped by the Jazz... brilliant
Well season’s over see y’all next year
holy ***
New season same old story… since 2020
Wth. I was at the game. What the hell did I just watch
**** all of you!!! First game and they came out soulless
Well this is about the most miserable way to start the season
Utah had 30 assists with more than 15 minutes left in the game, all without their starting point guard.
What a way to start the season. "The best roster this team has ever constructed."
Looking like a great start to the season for the oldest team in NBA history.
I can handle other teams getting hot, but I can’t handle absolutely thee most boneheaded turnovers, players letting the person their guarding just blow right by them, and just overall lackadaisicalness (is that a word?).
Way to start one of the most hyped Clipper seasons of all time guys…
The Jazz steamrolled us from the first few minutes and the team was too shell shocked to adjust and pull themselves back into the game.
Don't let the final score fool anyone. This was a way worse ***-whooping. The post game thread could've been made at half time.
we’re already in midseason form
The real Kawhi no show job.
PLAYER GRADES
Kawhi F
Harden C+
Zubac C-
Beal F
DJJ B
Collins B
Dunn F
B Lopez B
Batum C-
CP3 C-
That first quarter was just absurdly weak in every way, no hustle, bizarre missed coverages leading to like 5 consecutive open dunks, the dumbest turnovers imaginable.
Around the League
Not Klaw and Harden getting wrecked by a team of college republicans
Someone needs to post the clip of Kevin Love covering coach Hardy’s ears as the crowd chanted “We want Love”, that was hilarious
Crazy what happens when the Jazz actually play their best players
Team load management in game 1. Love to see it!
A fully healthy Clippers team getting donkey ****ed by a tanking Jazz squad was not on my 26 season bingo card.
Lauri and Kessler said "Why not be the two most exciting whites in the Northwest Division?"
Give the Clippers a break. They've been busy planting trees around the arena
We better win or else!
Nursing home vs. Homeless shelter
What’s stopping this team from winning it all?
I'm so ****ing excited to watch clippers basketball again
Jazz starting lineup looks tall as ****
First Half
jesus this clippers defense is terrible
These Caucasians can hoop
What’s Kawhi doing there? Though playing for the Clippers was his no show job.
He took everyone talking about him not planting trees to heart. He will now be a tree on the court.
Outclassed by the Utah Jazz
We look so damn small compared to the Jazz
Kawhi has been absolutely awful so far. He’s singlehandedly responsible for like 6 Utah points and has a miss and a TO already.
jazz are playing like 4 guys that are all atleast 6'8. we're too small for this lineup bruh
I could understand if Utah was nailing difficult looks and say that they'd eventually regress to the mean. But the reality is that they're getting warm up shots due to the poor rotations and lack of effort on our part.
Walker Kessler making 3s okay bro
Are we gonna lose to the ****in jazz?
Holy **** this is a nightmare right
No movement, no defense, no speed, no control over the ball - straight ***
Jazz on pace to score 180 points…
Finally we score again
Clippers are too small and too slow.
WTF is going on? Are we good? Are the clippers ***? Did the Tusky blessing extend to the jazz? So many questions...
lol this game didn’t even last 5 minutes. Clippers are a steaming pile of doo doo
19-43 jazz leading ????
Is this score real? Wtf is happening
Is kawhi waiting for the direct deposit to hit or what?
It’s only 1/2 of the first game of the season but I had the Clips as a dark horse finals team. Embarrassing start
I haven’t been watching this but, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE JAZZ ARE PUTTING BELT TO *** ON THE CLIPPERS?
I mean it's understandable. Old people need more time to warm up. Too bad for the old people that the first quarter still counts.
wtf is this score, Jazz stop tanking?
Did the Clippers need more vitamins and prune juice before the big game?
Walter Clayton is legit. He got passed up in the draft because of his hight, but the dude can play!
Jazz shooting 69.4% from the floor; 55% from 3
LOL imagine being down 31 and giving up 78 to the Jazz in a half.
I was watching the sixers game, what the **** is going on with the clippers???
I just LOLed seeing the score and the fact that Clippers aren’t missing anyone
This is the healthiest and freshest they'll be all season lol
I was just looking on my sports app and this score stuck out. 72% from the field in the first half? Just tap out already
Everyone talking **** about the Clippers... where's the real fans that see Utah, of all teams, is shooting 72% and running the floor like they're the 2017 Warriors! That's the real story here
Is bringing Beal in to your roster the most cursed option in the NBA?
I was downvoted to oblivion the other day for pointing out the oldest team in the league last year added another 3 players that raised the bar when it comes to making them even older (average age top to bottom is 33.2 years old) and less dynamic. It’s only game 1 but holy **** they literally can’t keep up out there lol
Dafuq is happening in this game
I saw the score and couldn't believe it.
I think the Clippers are going to burn a lot of games confirming what a lot of people suspected - Beal isn't a natural fit next to Harden and Kawhi, they're too small if they don't start Collins, and they're going to have to bring Beal off the bench.
this is the greed they talk about in the bible
“Clayton” is taking heat checks what is going on
NBA is back! And were getting demolished by a mother****ing Jazz!!
we're not even getting into any actual offense bro it's just pick and pop lopez. Chris Paul looks 73. we don't have a single pg that can run offense or play defense at the same time
Getting smoked by Svi Mykhailiuk lmao, these guys have zero shame
37 point Jazz lead. Just as we all expected
I love our play by play guys. Keeping it funny. “Clippers on a 2-17 run”
STAY OUT ON THE SHOOTERS THEYRE SHOOTING 80 ****ing percent
Get this **** to 15 or less by halftime and we have a shot. They can’t keep hitting every shot.
Wow I mean honestly it's not like our defense is THAT BAD but they are making everything
47 points in a half... in a modern basketball.. with Kawhi and James Harden... vs the Jazz
defense is off the menu boys
Kawhi is so insanely insanely washed it's just sad at this point
of course, there's 5 other guys on the roster who are too, but Kawhi can barely move out there anymore
The idea that we should take last year's team but like make it older is/was crazy.
who woulda thought going all in on an old, slow team in today's uber-athletic NBA could have turned out like this
Been a Clipper fan for 30+ and that might be one of the worst halfs ever seen em play.
Amazing job by Jazz. They are really playing great. This Clipper team though…
Jazz is the current #1 in the power ranking
Kawhi ur nba days are over, go back to planting trees my guy
Can someone who is watching the game explain WTF is going on
Do these guys hate each other??
It actually got worse from here. Turnovers: 9 Field goals: 8 Utah leads Clippers 43-19 after first quarter.
I was actually excited and by halftime I’m already questioning why I was cursed into Clippers fandom. The Jazz? 78 points?
lol oldest team in the league vs one of the youngest. Getting ran out the gym. Shoulda blew the team up last season and got what you could for the old vets . bring in a new young couch with young players make it fun . This is not fun to watch.
I just tuned in a while ago, I thought the game was at 7 pm so imagine my reaction when the first thing I saw when I tuned in was this f*cking score!
Second Half
The Clippers are finding moral victories early in this one.
Wow, some of these guys are ancient.
Yall continue to break my heart I hate you so much
They'll wake up around halftime and comeback, usually they do this on noon games
Get this under 10 by the 3rd and we are winning
If we went on a 30-0 run, we'd be down by 7
We're bad against big teams and we're bad against young teams. Utah is both big and young, so perhaps this really is as bad it can get for us?
Those 10 seconds we cut the lead under 30 were fun! And of course offensive rebound annnnnnd its gone
Post-Game
What an absolute dog s*** f****** n.B a team, you guys should be f****** embarrassed.Losing to the utahJazz is badly as you did f*** y**
man russ you cost clippers the game again. oh wait y’all can’t use that excuse anymore
Supposed finals contenders get bent over by a g league team
this was a clipper catastrophe by every measure of judgment
Deepest bench got bitched by a lottery team
Them YN’s cooked y’all old legs
Was hyped and stayed up to watch the season debut just for them to get clapped by the Jazz... brilliant
Well season’s over see y’all next year
holy ***
New season same old story… since 2020
Wth. I was at the game. What the hell did I just watch
**** all of you!!! First game and they came out soulless
Well this is about the most miserable way to start the season
Utah had 30 assists with more than 15 minutes left in the game, all without their starting point guard.
What a way to start the season. "The best roster this team has ever constructed."
Looking like a great start to the season for the oldest team in NBA history.
I can handle other teams getting hot, but I can’t handle absolutely thee most boneheaded turnovers, players letting the person their guarding just blow right by them, and just overall lackadaisicalness (is that a word?).
Way to start one of the most hyped Clipper seasons of all time guys…
The Jazz steamrolled us from the first few minutes and the team was too shell shocked to adjust and pull themselves back into the game.
Don't let the final score fool anyone. This was a way worse ***-whooping. The post game thread could've been made at half time.
we’re already in midseason form
The real Kawhi no show job.
PLAYER GRADES
Kawhi F
Harden C+
Zubac C-
Beal F
DJJ B
Collins B
Dunn F
B Lopez B
Batum C-
CP3 C-
That first quarter was just absurdly weak in every way, no hustle, bizarre missed coverages leading to like 5 consecutive open dunks, the dumbest turnovers imaginable.
Around the League
Not Klaw and Harden getting wrecked by a team of college republicans
Someone needs to post the clip of Kevin Love covering coach Hardy’s ears as the crowd chanted “We want Love”, that was hilarious
Crazy what happens when the Jazz actually play their best players
Team load management in game 1. Love to see it!
A fully healthy Clippers team getting donkey ****ed by a tanking Jazz squad was not on my 26 season bingo card.
Lauri and Kessler said "Why not be the two most exciting whites in the Northwest Division?"
Give the Clippers a break. They've been busy planting trees around the arena
