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Pre Game



I need a win ffs



No offense to the Jazz but this is eminently winnable; let's keep it above .500!



Sexton PTSD hitting hard right now. Please win



Let’s beat that poverty franchise.



1st Half



Mikel Bridges is horrible Absolute complete waste



western conference swings suck. we should be watching the second half by now.



Jazz don’t have a point guard lol



This crowd gives me Wii sports vibes



Omg Jazz commentators are BRUTAL



This does not look like the #1 rebounding team in the league tbh



I was in Dallas a couple weeks ago and saw this jazz team get absolutely destroyed by the mavericks, so my expectations for the nets tonight are unfair.



i really don't know half the guys on western conference teams



Kessler owning clax



This is the most jazz lineup ever.



Colin Sexton owning mikal. Brushes him away with ease on every drive. Then shoots a lay up



Does Sexton have a vendetta against us??



ian said "sexton" at the buzzer and i just assumed it would go in. man gives me nightmares



Utah has been pretty rough from outside. Difference in the game right now.



I don't care what it takes or what it looks like, clean, ugly, whatever, just close this out and get a win tonight



Clax I am begging you to take more jump shots



2nd Half



Getting outrebounded/burned on the fast break and paint. Losing to a subpar team. Sad



No one want to play defense or attack the basket. Everyone staying by the 3 point line and walking back to the other side



I won't be surprised if we snap the Pistons losing streak. We have to be the most predictable team when it comes to playing defense and whatever the hell our offense is



Umm your team just gave up at the 5 min mark. Literally jacking up deep 3 with no passing. No movement out of the timeout. Walking around on defense. This team quit tonight - not saying that lightly. Shame.



WE ARE LETTING THE JAZZ BLOW OUR BACKS OUT, JUST STOP



Rebuild around the young guys 24 and under let’s actually build to a championship contending squad



Team needs to shop for a canter and give lonnie 30 plus minutes when he returns .



CJ getting paid almost 27 mill a year to play like **** consistently



Games like that make me want to blow it up and build around Cam and Clax, get a haul for the rest of them.

Not an option. Team doesn’t own their draft picks.



Getting blown by Utah is a new low



Idk how you keep neglecting to box out after this many offensive rebounds, just pathetic stuff



GET THE ****ING BOARDS



Sexton with 23 points from 5 FG says it all about the refs



We really getting cooked by THT.



How many times has Cam Thomas been on the ground and it’s only his 3rd free throw, damn



Jesus we just chuckin



Our defense still sucks and now our offense sucks. Not going to end well.



Kelly O figured they couldn't call three hip checks in a row lol



The Dinwiddie Special! Matador defense and a 35 ft brick with 20 seconds on the shot clock.



Who's guarding Sexton??



Spencer just decided he wasn't gonna guard either of those guys.



How is there still so little energy to crash the defensive boards and block out every single game?



Tried to be optimistic for this road trip even with a bunch of posters on here saying 1-4. Now I’m not even sure if we can beat the Pistons in both games next week.



This was Cam's best 3-point shooting game maybe in his career thus far and his teammates let him down AGAIN!! Unbelievable



Can these refs suck a d**k



Another epic collapse in the second half... This time to one of the worst teams in the NBA



Dinshittie



we’re losing like we’re playing the celtics or something



Asswiddie



Chuckwiddie is funnier.



We’re really losing against the Jazz…



They;re really making it look like THT is a superstar



This game is as good as done if the defense is getting cooked by THT of all people



This sucks, losing to this bum *** team. Just getting outworked. I'm gonna watch Seinfeld instead of this ****.



Sexton another 2 free throws. That’s 25 points of 5 FG, well played refs



Bring Kris Dunn in to hit a killer three on us why don’t you



Bum *** Collins draining 3's now.. not looking good smh



Jazz looking like the Globetrotters tonight



This bullsh*t got me reaching for my bong



Coulda just drove that in .. tired of this chuckfest when it doesn't have to be



Bricked our way into oblivion. Empty the bench



Game was neck n neck .. then nets just decided to become bums smh



Post-Game



pathetic, awful, inexcusable loss. disgusting. don’t sugar coat it Jacque



Embarrassing, don’t think I could even watch another Nets game this season… Jus give up, cuz we don’t believe in you….



Where tf is the defense? Not to mention how awful Bridges can be at times



We can’t even tank don’t have our own picks just stuck in purgatory like we were after the Boston trade!!!! I want to hurt myself I can’t sit thru bad basketball again



Mavs did us dirty by trading us Dinwiddie and DFS for Kai, also CJ is a BUM



This whole road trip has been a nightmare.



Our offense was so stagnant in the 4th



Just a brutal game, it never looked good from the start, something needs to change



Made THT look like Kobe out there



I have been avenged! People are FINALLY waking up to how god awful Cam Johnson is. He can NEVER have 2 good games in a row! That man fleeced us.

Mikal shrinks, I saw him watch Spencer and Cam get blitzes and NEVER made himself available to help them.

Claxton is a damn toothpick, he is not a starting center in this league

DO. NOT. TRADE. Those Picks for this mid team, enjoy the Cam show and wait for Dariq Whitehead



Good luck to us getting off this horrible Cam Johnson contract. We’re paying $24m for someone that’s as good or worse than prime Joe Harris.



Danny Ainge must be happy Sexton and THT upped their stock tonight
 
Getting blown by Utah is a new low
That's some unfortunate phrasing. Are we still doing phrasing?

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If they want to sell on Bridges Jazz should look at that. He would be perfect next the Markkanen. Jazz would be a PG away from being competitive.

If that happened go get Brogdon and see how much noise that team could make.
 
Brogdon, George
Clarkson, sexton
Bridges, Fontecchio
Markkanen, Collins
Kessler, Olynyk

Figure Hendricks agbaji and or THT would be in the trade.

Only part of that i would hate is Clarkson. If we could keep Agbaji and move Clarkson I would be happier.
 
I would've expected fans of a mid team that's never done anything to be less insufferable.
Surprising vitriol... they hate Cam Johnson lol. Dinwiddie hate I get... he loves dribbling as much as JC/THT etc, but Cam Johnson.

They just obviously need a straw that stirs the drink. Lots of good pieces but no one to really collapse the zone last night so can take advantage of their shooting. They could benefit from THT/Sexton or an actual pg. Its too bad Ben Simmons is broken.

I think they are waiting for Donovan to become available. He'd work pretty well there.
 
Also... this is a team that should consider a LaVine trade. They have the perimeter defenders.
 
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