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Pre-game

As big of a game as one can have in the tank races in November.



First Half

Sorry you’re watching this game too, bro.

Eubanks is getting physically dominated by Nurkic

Pretty much every basket the Jazz have scored in the last two minutes have happened because of a Zach breakdown lol

Four guards and Precious against Nurkic and Markkanen AND Filipowski? Umm, I think this might not go well.

Jazz getting great looks. Imagine running a proper offense. Even John Lennon wasn't idealistic enough to go that far

Keegan Murray is the only guy who can score, the only guy who can hit free throws and the only guy who can play defense.

Jazz set up a double pick for Markkanen and he sinks the corner three. Something like that might work for Keegan or Malik. Or even a horns screen like we saw three years ago.



Second Half

Our offence is horrific, a bunch of individuals that just so happen to be wearing the same jersey

If the Kings were a movie what movie would they be? Intolerable Cruelty. Requiem for a Beam. Rocky Horror Picture Show. human centipede. A Series of Unfortunate Events. Mission Impossible. Dumb and Dumber.. Nightmare on L st.



Post-Game

keyonte george is russell westbrook’s father



Kings found a way to lose to a team starting Jusuf nurkic in the year of our Lord 2025.

My brother, we started Drew ****in’ Eubanks. That is even worse than Nurkic, somehow, which is almost impressive.

I wonder if the Jazz would consider a buy at the deadline. They have a ton of assets and could prob look for a deal that doesn’t hurt their development. Just say eff it to that pick to the Thunder and be done with it.

Kings finish as one of only two teams (New Orleans Pelicans) to go winless in the NBA Cup.

Dear fans, don't subject yourselves to this torture; you might have a heart attack. Watching them play is a complete disaster. Those unnecessary turnovers, those stupid fouls, and so on… Westbrook and LaVine only play for their stats. DeRozan shirks responsibility, Malik Monk forces his shots, Reynaud lacks focus, Westbrook and LaVine play selfishly. And to top it all off, losing to the Jazz is pathetic… They need to pull themselves together, because it's never too late, especially after only 20 games.



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Jazz have something on the George pick

Markanen balled out as well



Jazz finally got Donovan Mitchell 2.0

What a season Keyonte has been having. Increased volume and much increased efficiencies

diabolical shooting night from lauri and still gets 28 points

Markkanen/George is the number two scoring duo in the NBA.

Utah you need to tank harder. OKC is gonna steal your pick.
 
These sentiments correspond to an observable, empirical reality: Thy Kings appear to us “Sacramento Kingsly” which translates to weakness and incoherence. Thy tank is in mortal danger.
 
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