Needless to say, Jim had the best seat in the house.
"Dedicated referee leads to funny caption contests."
"Hey, you guys seen my shoes?"
Wait a second. If you win this thing, how are you going to rep yourself? On second thought, I don't want the answer to that question...
"i'm sorry mr. Gere" said the sallow faced proctologist, "but i don't think fluffy is in there."